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gasterblaster

While having sex the female partner chugs a whole gallon of milk and when about to finish the female shall projectile vomit on the males penis
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by anonymous June 9, 2022
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Gastremist

Someone who has a strange obsession with anything that burns fumes. Typically someone who is also extremely against ev (electric vehicle) and can't stomach the idea of the future being a thing.
The gastremist drove his f-350 compensator into an electric vehicle to show their dominance.

The Dr. tried to save his passionate, but the gastremist pulled the plug on grandma after finding out she runs on electricity.

The ev (electric vehicle) owner pulled over to check their headlights...the gastremist decided to capture a photo of the ev owner and then posted the image to social media with the caption, "This moron bought a Tesla and now his car ran out of charge. Meanwhile my gas car can just keep driving, thank the Lord for this piece of machinery!"
by Sue doe name August 6, 2022
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Gastroenterologist

A guy who sticks a tube up your ass to see if there's anything wrong with your colon
Person 1:I'm just going to have a colonoscopy at the gastroenterologist.
Person 2: sus
by Abdodododo September 1, 2022
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Gasterism

When a singular explanation is being used to answer a wide range of questions for the primary reason that said explanation is enough vague, general or "above logic" to fit in almost every situation and for any purpose.

With the use of Gasterism one can "solve" a difficult problem by employing a solution that in itself still requires a deeper explanation, effectively removing their responsibility of giving real concrete answers.

Although Gasterism gets criticized for laziness, avoidance and uncreativeness, it is easily missable due to its way of presenting a cause that at first glance explains everything with no issues.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, how do birds fly?"
Guy 2: "Idk, physics"

Guy 1: "Well, how was the sun formed?"

Guy 2: "Idk, physics"
(Gasterism in action)

Guy 1: "Wait, if the fire spell is powerful enough to completely burn all those henchmen, then why did it only slightly hurt the main villain?"
Guy 2: "It's magic, don't think about it too much"
(Magic = Gasterism)

Guy 1: "Last night I heard a sound from the chicken. When I went to check, apparently one of the dishes fell out of the dishwasher for no reason!"
Guy 2: "Must've been a ghost"
Guy 1: "Yeah, there is no other explanation"
(Gasterism: Easy to use, hard to explain)
by EVK613 September 26, 2022
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by ultimate368 October 15, 2022
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Gasterflabberd

When you get flabbergasted so hard it combats itself
Huh would you look at tha_ DAMN BRO YOU JUST GASTERFLABBERD ME
by Uno_Bruno October 23, 2022
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gastrache

a condition of excessive accumulation of fat or grease on the skin and typically resulting from a fat condition called garteritis.
"a diet high in processed foods has been associated with a reduction in gastrache"
by nickiminaj204 February 22, 2023
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