Captain Crunch Glock box top coupon

Something totally crazy or absurd

Thinking the government can give us everything for free is like collecting Captain Crunch Glock box top coupons

by Keepingitreal4u May 25, 2021

glock ahh

When you see a dumbass ni66a

Jr: “look at the dumbass ni66a”
503yah: “you mean a glock ahh”
Jr: *starts hitting give me head top dance*

by The realest non cappah August 17, 2024

glock timing

When it’s time to crashout.

wooskiru: “yo jr on glock timing”
503yah: “say wallahi”
Jr: *starts throwing chairs in the air*

by The realest non cappah August 21, 2024

glock 13

ur so lonely that you decide to hove ur dick in a glock because you have no girl

i love the glock 13

by Flightpass November 20, 2024

Glock 49

Used to be new but then u use it to jerk off and then you accidentally click the trigger on it and it goes through the hole

damn he just got glock 49ed

by Flightpass November 21, 2024

Glock Dookie

A Glock Dookie is a slang term originating in prison culture, referring to a makeshift weapon where bodily fluids or feces are placed into a container (like a toothpaste tube or bottle) and used to squirt or throw at someone, often as an act of aggression or intimidation. It is named humorously after the Glock handgun for its "weapon-like" usage.

During the prison fight, one inmate caught everyone off guard by using a glock dookie to attack his opps

by fish.emoji_ January 17, 2025

Glock With A Stick

A big glock, usually with a drum magazine or a dual drum magazine. Said by rappers all the time.

"My glock is huge, man. It's got a drum magazine. Get out of my face cause I got a glock with a stick."

by PDiddyIsMyDad February 10, 2025