Guitar Sex 

When your partner takes an entire guitar up their rectum.

Daniel: Did you hear? Sara and Mike had some mad guitar sex
Michael: Man I wish I was a musician!

Guitar Sex by BoiDafaqqq April 16, 2017

insane air guitar

a style of guitar that involves no guitar. i believe that i have perfected it for now i can do many insane stage moves and tricks. if you give me a guitar, however, i can't do anything except play it. Maybe all my guitar skills are in my mind...or maybe i can really do them!

dude 1:i just learned the windmill on air guitar!
dude 2:ok, we're just gonna send you to a nice place with white padded walls!
dude 1:awesome! then i can practice the flying windmill and not get hurt!

insane air guitar by hello my beautiful friend July 14, 2005

guitar center 

The Wal-Mart for musical instruments.It is like a futuristic Arnold Schwarzenegger movie where everyones name has been replaced by a number -- not very personal.

A place where the managers try to rip you off.

Dont buy from guitar center, just look at their ebay feedack rating. Sucky!

guitar center by Alfred Rub April 20, 2006

Guitar God 

see: Jimi Hendrix

Hendrix is a Guitar God, he can play better with his teeth than most can play with there hands.

Guitar God by n dav January 27, 2008

guitar hero 

A game played at Best Buy as a way to pick up chicks who dont realize that no skill from playing the real guitar is required.

At a party where band and drama geeks are present, guitar hero is played along with DDR, soul calibur.

guitar hero by fsjkfhdj November 11, 2008

guitar 

instrument made by God himself and that none of the bands of today can play any good. All of today's bands are full of bitches who cut themselves and cry about their girfriend leavin them like My Chemical Romance. The instrument that people like Jimi Hendrix and other guitarist from his time mastered

Whoa guitarists in famous bands of today suck at guitar unlike bands from a while ago like Metallica.

guitar by Billy Bob Jangles January 10, 2005

Guitar Her-No 

Somebody who kicks ass at Guitar Hero and makes them think they are good at the real thing but in reality they try to play a guitar like they are a god and sound awful usually blaming the guitar.

Guitar Her-No:"I can play erruption like Van Halen!!",
Real Guiatrist:"Really? Heres my axe prove it!",
Guitar Her-No:"Wheres the red button, man your guitar sucks!!!",
Real Guiatrist:"LOL You Guitar Her-No!!!"

Guitar Her-No by Evil_Ernie December 12, 2009