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[Gene Starwind]

A long-standing "pseudo-troll" and Prommie of the General Discussion (GD) subforum of Gaia Online. While seemingly well-known by a few of the older patrons of the GD, he is most well-known for bringing the "Dancer Bottom" to the lowest of low's in Gaia fashion.

Also, he's a pervert.
Gene Starwind scares girls under the age of ____.
by godofwine December 20, 2008
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Gene Baker

The highest quality organically grown cannabis grown with aquaponics.
I rather buy from him, he’s got that Gene Baker.
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equine genes

he had a face like a blind cobblers thumb but something impressed her, maybe he had equine genes
by Soulwalrus July 9, 2021
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Gene

Maud likes a guy code name: Gene
Gene used as Gene
by ThatOneGuyManatee November 2, 2018
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Gene

This is The Meaning for a Girl that is Extra extra Extremely Beautiful. Like Amelia and so on.
Amelia is Made of Gene's She is very Mooi.
by Guagga November 18, 2019
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Regression to the Gene

"Regression to the Gene" is the uncanny and often hilarious phenomenon where, despite one's valiant efforts, countless self-help books, and even the occasional life-changing seminar, an individual's behavior, quirks, and even sneeze patterns inevitably circle back to mirror those of their family tree. It's as if your DNA has a sense of humor, ensuring that no matter how hard you try to reinvent yourself, you'll find yourself laughing like your dad at bad jokes, hoarding condiments like your mom, or even adopting grandpa's infamous eyebrow wiggle during serious conversations. This cosmic joke of nature proves that you can take the person out of the family, but you can't take the family out of the person. So next time you catch yourself saying, "I'll never be like my parents!" remember, regression to the gene waits for no one, ready to remind you that family traits stick closer than that one sock you can't seem to get rid of.
"After years of yoga and meditation to calm his fiery temper, John exploded over a spilled coffee, proving once again the inescapable pull of regression to the gene. He laughed it off, saying, 'Well, looks like I'm truly my father's son!'"
by anuragbas February 5, 2024
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