glock

its...a gun

i have a glock

by asdfghjklqwerty42353 March 21, 2023

what the glock

When you see a black dumbass ni66a

*sees 17stixks on the street* “What the glock!”

by The realest non cappah August 3, 2024

Dump the glock or sum

Means to empty the clip

You want beef then go ahead and dump the glock or sum.

by Nate601334 September 16, 2021

Glock cooked chicken

When you're firing so much that you heat the atmosphere in measurable results.

Gives children sunburns from powder, miles away.

Nuclear weapons.

I think Glock cooked chicken the other day. Did Toronto blow?

by Cody5050 June 8, 2022

glock

when a girl named lindsay tries to gleek but instead releases a mighty choking sound filled with the wetness of saliva, resulting in a glock!

"Wow, Lindsay can't gleek, but she can glock really well!"

by heidelbergcovidcontractor November 18, 2022

Glock Dookie

A Glock Dookie is a slang term originating in prison culture, referring to a makeshift weapon where bodily fluids or feces are placed into a container (like a toothpaste tube or bottle) and used to squirt or throw at someone, often as an act of aggression or intimidation. It is named humorously after the Glock handgun for its "weapon-like" usage.

During the prison fight, one inmate caught everyone off guard by using a glock dookie to attack his opps

by fish.emoji_ January 17, 2025

glock ahh

When you see a dumbass ni66a

Jr: “look at the dumbass ni66a”
503yah: “you mean a glock ahh”
Jr: *starts hitting give me head top dance*

by The realest non cappah August 17, 2024