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Glock Handler

A person, typically a gang affiliate, who prefers the pistol brand "Glock" for a firearm. Typically a person who is ready to go on drills. This person can sometimes be seen as the intense/insane menace.
"Ayo bro, you heard that he got shot on Washington Ave.?"

"Yeah, he was killed by some glock handler or something. He went out brutal."
by refrag August 7, 2021
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glock

May is a transfem, she's got a nice glock
by ComfyDev August 25, 2021
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glock timing

wooskiru: “yo jr on glock timing”
503yah: “say wallahi
Jr: *starts throwing chairs in the air*
by The realest non cappah August 21, 2024
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glock 13

ur so lonely that you decide to hove ur dick in a glock because you have no girl
i love the glock 13
by Flightpass November 20, 2024
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Glock 49

Used to be new but then u use it to jerk off and then you accidentally click the trigger on it and it goes through the hole
damn he just got glock 49ed
by Flightpass November 21, 2024
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Glock Derangement Syndrome

A condition where someone will own a competitor to a Glock (example being the Sig Sauer ball destroyer) and constantly yap about how it’s “so much better than a Glock”, yet Glock still lives rent free in their head
“Bro my P320 is so much better than a Glock

“Mf you got Glock Derangement Syndrome
by JimmyJimmersonThe6th September 28, 2025
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fizzy pop cock glock

When you give your partner an enema with classic coke and then wrap your c**k with a fruit roll-up and pop rocks, then jam an entire pack of mentos into their a**. Then proceed to have a**l s*x with them until you either buss or are forced out at mach f**k from their a** that has now become a legal weapon
"I gave my girl a fizzy pop cock glock last night and now the bed sheets, walls, and my self esteem are soaked with coke".
by Subaluwa October 22, 2025
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