1. The situation in which you skeet before going to sleep and waking up with a crusty underwear resembling a glazed doughnut.
2. The situation in which your dick is spewing cum and dries up into a glazed dick.
2. The situation in which your dick is spewing cum and dries up into a glazed dick.
"After jacking off last night, i was too lazy too clean myself so I woke up this morning and had glazed dick."
"my dick feels flaky, I must have a glazed dick."
"my dick feels flaky, I must have a glazed dick."
by misshingo October 30, 2012
Get the Glazed Dick mug.Difficult to cure and highly infectious, this is glitter that travels from person to person after even minimal contact. Usually originates from some kind of queer craft activity involving glitter or glittered clothing and accessories. A great number of queer people, particularly gay men, catch and spread glerpes.
Usually transmitted by hugging, cuddling, or just being really gay. A portmanteau of glitter and herpes.
Usually transmitted by hugging, cuddling, or just being really gay. A portmanteau of glitter and herpes.
by Kari Tether December 18, 2014
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by Kingofdick January 10, 2020
Get the Gloryhole stock mug.is a beautiful girl. She is strong and compassionate to others. She is very caring, and often brings the sun with her when she walks into any room. She is very caring, and can put a smile on your face at any moment. People look to her for advice, as she is good at giving, but not so much receiving. People take advantage of her kindness, and this forces her to be closed off, but will open up to people who she thinks she can trust. She does not show it, but she has gone through a lot, and instead of this affecting her negatively, Glyzelle only brings positives. One negative trait she has is constantly comparing herself to others, putting herself down so she never thinks she's good enough. She is very talented; most likely able to sing. Uses this gift to express how she feels. She is also very athletic, and she does very well in school. Glyzelle is a very partner for a relationship, but tends to let go when something is good. She thinks she'll break that person, and ends up keeping those who break her. Keep trying though, and never give up on her... She just overthinks everything.
by Glyzel June 8, 2021
Get the glyzel mug.It means to grow up, or to mature. This term was first created in 2018 by UAG GEO, also now known as GE🌎 or The Goolest.
by Gen Gx October 11, 2022
Get the Globed Up mug.The act of soaking ones hand in water long enough for it to become wrinkled and soft prior to masturbating to create a grandma's hand feel. Also known as a "velvet glove"
Similar to the stranger. Altering your own hand to enhance masturbation.
Similar to the stranger. Altering your own hand to enhance masturbation.
by Sick. Bro. November 9, 2011
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