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Gene-Robot

A Deep Data driven, bio-nanomachine swarm. The #1 leading cause of mosquito genocide, worldwide.
Why not just use a gene-robot to recycle all mosquitos into edible automatons?
by Robot Butler October 12, 2020
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Gene

Gene is a guy that ate my buddy Teddy’s bird.
1. Gene is a bird eater.

2. Teddy’s Dad is gonna be mad when he finds out Gene ate his bird.
by Marvin the Demi-God March 25, 2019
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Gene will take care of it

Telling everyone loudly, in a very confident manner that you are going to take care of a task that will never get done.
by Bama Al March 2, 2021
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justice gene

It’s that little gene mutation back there in the corner with the super loud voice that stops at nothing - self deprivation, humiliation , personal harm or even risk of death to wrong a right. “Holy shit did Tim just tell those gangbangers who spit on the homeless person they were shit and to fuck off - man he has a bad case of the justice gene ....”
Holy shit did Tim just tell those gangbangers who spit on the homeless person they were shit and to fuck off - man he has a bad case of the justice gene ....”
by Tim Langan June 12, 2019
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Regression to the Gene

"Regression to the Gene" is the uncanny and often hilarious phenomenon where, despite one's valiant efforts, countless self-help books, and even the occasional life-changing seminar, an individual's behavior, quirks, and even sneeze patterns inevitably circle back to mirror those of their family tree. It's as if your DNA has a sense of humor, ensuring that no matter how hard you try to reinvent yourself, you'll find yourself laughing like your dad at bad jokes, hoarding condiments like your mom, or even adopting grandpa's infamous eyebrow wiggle during serious conversations. This cosmic joke of nature proves that you can take the person out of the family, but you can't take the family out of the person. So next time you catch yourself saying, "I'll never be like my parents!" remember, regression to the gene waits for no one, ready to remind you that family traits stick closer than that one sock you can't seem to get rid of.
"After years of yoga and meditation to calm his fiery temper, John exploded over a spilled coffee, proving once again the inescapable pull of regression to the gene. He laughed it off, saying, 'Well, looks like I'm truly my father's son!'"
by anuragbas February 5, 2024
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True religion genes

A Mormon or former Mormon who has really good physical genes but may or may not have mental abnormalities
Girl 1: wow that guy is so hot but he’s kind of weird
Girl 2: talk about true religion genes!
by Ingredients January 27, 2022
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gene pool monopoly

When one's family tree resembles a straight line - there is a clearly defined line running down to up but nothing much intersecting to provide movement to the left or right. This phenomenon is most commonly observed in eastern Utah and parts of the Deep South - those other pockets do exist.
Dude, welcome to Utah County, home of the Sister Wives. Hey, I might be a redneck, but even I'm not down with gene pool monopoly. Get me the hell out of this Truman Show.
by Lovell from UT November 5, 2010
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