Futures Scripture

Future’s wisdom about how to treat women that is to be followed like the Bible.

“Ride for the bros, lie to your hoes”
“The only way ima trip over a bitch is if she sleeping on the floor”
“Don’t be her therapist- be the reason why she sees one”
“Treat her like dirt, and she will stick like mud”

She caught you cheating and you forgave her??Maaaaan you need to go study Futures Scripture

by DJ Gello January 15, 2021

future

something you'll never have

my future is gone

by vdiohfbt4kwjro March 15, 2021

Future babies

Once people of all different races and ethnicities have babies together, they will give birth to the next generation of perfectly ethnically ambiguous children that will cause the idea of race to become obsolete. We will become one race as we’ve always been. The human race.

Person 1 “Omg my kids are gonna be so confused filling out the census. They’re going to have to check all the boxes.”
Person 2 “Yay future babies! They’ll change the world.”

by Frogfacebutconfused23 June 18, 2021

Fursuit

A full-body animal costume, often custom-made to represent a furry or anthropomorphic character. Fursuits are commonly worn by members of the furry fandom at conventions, events, and meetups as a way to express their love for anthropomorphic animals and to embody their own original characters. Fursuits can range from simple partial suits, which typically cover just the head and paws, to full-body suits with intricate designs and animatronics. Fursuiting is a popular activity within the furry fandom, and many fursuiters enjoy interacting with others while in costume, posing for photos, and participating in group activities.

Last weekend at the furry convention, I saw some amazing fursuits, including a full-body wolf suit with glowing eyes and a tail that wagged back and forth.

by FragrantCat April 23, 2023

uncertain future

The truth, or illusion, that we cannot know what will happen next.

She felt the weight of her uncertain future, more than ever, unable to predict or imagine the world which awaited.

by Monkey's Dad May 12, 2020

kpop future

LEE CHAN or DINO of the group SEVENTEEN.

Dino, the kpop future

person A: Who is the kpop future?
person B: The one and only LEE CHAN

by wrenen August 19, 2021

Top mug of the Future

A top mug of the future is a person who is destined to be a complete idiot at some point later in time. This could take weeks, months or even years! You can usually tell when someone is a "top mug of the future" if they always do something annoying or stupid, but each time it gets worse.

1. You are just a 'top mug of the future'.

2. He is such a 'top mug of the future'

3. It's obvious he's destined to be the next 'top mug of the future'.

by Arnold Long John March 11, 2010