coolsie fucktard

an annoyingly clueless and perfectly coiffed hipster; spends more money on adornment and haircuts than on food.

I can't stand these wannabe-Jet loser coolsie fucktards. I mean, won't that haircut look ridiculous when they're in their jammies and not those stripey tops and all-over denim?

coolsie fucktard by peachy keen February 22, 2005

pussy-faggot-emo-fucktard 

A person who's a pussy, gay, an emo, and a fucking retard all at the same time.

The British kid in the Ebaum's World video, "Psycho Kid Reviews Modern Warfare Video" is a pussy-faggot-emo-fucktard.

Guy1: Hey, what happened to Guy#2?
Guy3: He got grounded by his mom, so he started crying in his room, shoving a remote in his ass, cutting himself, and then he started running around like an asshole.

Guy1: Wow. That guy must've been a real pussy-faggot-emo-fucktard!

pussy-faggot-emo-fucktard by CloudSephiroth247 November 20, 2009

Fucktard 

to be like stephaine,
OR to have no common sense, being slow, stupid, or mostly anything stupidly done, a person stupid, a thing stupid.

Stephaine stop being a fucktard!

Fucktard by Livin on the inside_out August 30, 2008

fucktard 

Luxai.

Luxai's post: "'Almost universally female, oracles are the touchiest class of players.'

By this you are saying that most females are the touchiest bunch in the whole game."

Everyone reading it: "You fucktard."

fucktard by Ledaciousness April 12, 2010

Fucktard 

can be used as a noun and adjective

1-A stupid person who is a fucker

2-Lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind and who also lacks empathic regard towards those who may be affected by his/her ill-considered behaviour.
See also Social Asshole

3-Psychology. A person of the lowest order when classifying behaviour righteousness in regards to the impact it has on immediate group wellness, sustainability of group dynamics, and empathic regard of all others who may, or may not be included in his/her relationships and community.

Can be used as a noun or adjective
Come here you fucktard!! used after someone driving by threw shit on your car, or on you while you ride your bike, or when you're waiting for the bus, for no reason, concerned only about how cool he thinks it was for him -blind and disregarding that it might affect someone undeserving.

Fucktard by jawn the baptist September 21, 2008

Fucktard 

One who exceeds retardation.

Chester and AJ from "Dude, where's my Car?" are fucktards.

Fucktard by imjust2good January 3, 2008

fucktard 

the joining of two words......"fuck" and "retard"
someone who is beyond being called a retard...
making it a super swear word with the powers of both "fuck" and "retard"

"carlos was walking and he ran into a large, clearly in view street sign. andy resulted to insulting him by call him a fucktard

fucktard by andog martin May 5, 2006