Fuck me pumps

High-heeled brightly-colored shoes that young girls wear to send an unspoken "Fuck me" signal to guys. The shoes tell guys "I'm available, and interested in sex."

Amy Winehouse sings about them in a song called "Fuck me pumps" on her debut album "Frank" (2003) and she wears them in the video version of the song.

I first saw her sitting at the bar. She seemed aloof, distant, and I decided to leave her alone. Then I noticed she was wearing fuck me pumps so I went over to chat. She was warm, friendly, and later she let me take her home for the night.

by peridos June 19, 2010

I fucked your mom

I love you and have loved you since we were 13

Richie: I fucked your mom.
Eddie: your an idiot, but I love you too.

by Carter ÙwÚ March 20, 2020

fucked up

Being extremely intoxicated on drugs or alcohol.

I was so fucked up last night that I couldn't see straight.

by me February 19, 2003

fuck me til i fart

A term used during sexual intercourse by one or more of the participants to describe how they want to keep banging for a long time (as they dont think a fart is coming in the near future). However in the unlikely event that said participant does fart I would imagine they sexual intercourse stops........

(During sexual intercourse): Yes, Yes, Fuck me til I fart John, oh yes.......

by NathanStud April 20, 2007

Drug-fucked

When someone has been taking drugs for so long that their brain is fried and they look like a washed up junkie. Not to be confused with stoners.

John: Hey man, the other day I ran into that guy Joe who we went to school with.
Jack: Oh yeah, how is he?
John: Not too good. He's totally drug-fucked.
Jack: That sucks.

by Ellen28 January 16, 2010

Fucked in

A conflation of "fuck you" and "sucked in".

Hence, a more offensive way of saying "sucked in".

Example 1:


Keith: "Oh dude.... that shit was so scary I shat myself..."

*Heinrich Keith's arch nemesis overhears his toil*

Heinrich: "Fucked in you no business foreign in secure muthafucka!


Example 2:

*Rakeem witnesses George slip face first into a huge pile of dogshit*

Rakeem: "Fucked in you sack of shit!"

by From the bowels of Tasmania April 9, 2009

Sun-Fucked

The condition formerly known as sun burn. Soon all kids will be using it, and it just makes alot more sense, seeing as how the sun pretty much FUCKS your face if you expose it long enough...

Gunther: Dude, I was at the beach ALL day yesterday.

Cletus: Dang dude! Your face was totally Sun-Fucked!

Gunther: Aww nuts.

by Doug and Kirk March 28, 2006