sex fruit

it's illegal to call your child sex fruit

mum: sex fruit
man: no

by weirdgoo September 14, 2019

Fruit fairy

Someone who a majority of their diet is made up of fruit.

“My girlfriend is a fruit fairy, she only eats smoothies and fruits”
“She must be on the high fructose fruit fairy diet”

by Pineapple Whisperer May 10, 2019

Bar fruit

An array of disgustingly slimy limes, lemons, cherries, celery, olives and so forth, marinating in a brine of watery acidic juice with discarded pennies, burnt matches and bacteria from filthy hands, in plastic bins with flip tops. These are found by the waitress station at any watering hole or dive bar in most of the world where alcohol is served.

Never, ever, allow a cocktail waitress to serve you a drink garnished with any sort of bar fruit.

by KImCobain March 12, 2015

Fruit by the Foot

Someone that acts fruity and has big feet.

Hey, Fruit by the Foot, how are you?

by steammustachio November 17, 2020

Fruit Loops

Fruit Loops are gay Cherios.

Fruit Loops are so fruity they are gay Cherios.

by Shawn Underwood January 9, 2007

cocktail fruit

A man's genitals

"She was yearning for his cocktail fruit"

by urbanmama5 March 19, 2015

purse fruit

A piece of fruit (i.e. banana, plum, apple) that is found in the bottom of a woman's purse, and is often warm and of questionable freshness.

I was really hungry, but we were stuck in traffic when Diana offered me a piece of purse fruit.

by Dave Newport May 3, 2007