Fortnite

A fucking stupid game that people ages 5-18 play when they have no social life or girlfriend. They spend hours on the game, trying to get a Victory Royale, not understanding that no one gives a fat fuck that they won one stupid game. Its the ultimate condom, no fortnite player will get a girlfriend.

Dude I just discovered Fortnite!!!

Dude... we cant be friends. good luck fucking over your life

by Yeetinator69 August 4, 2020

Fortnite

Cancer

My dad died of Fortnite

by nuthomo October 29, 2018

Fortnite

a retarded kid's game

Kid: OMG 😱 I AM SO PRO IN FORTNITE
cool person: yeah sureee

by AduriteEDM May 2, 2021

Fortnite

A gay person who has nothing to do with their life

Bob " Hi im fortnite"

*Commits suicide*

by CODgamergirl September 6, 2019

Fortnite

a trash game that 9 year olds simp over the girl characters

9yo "i play fortnite minecraft sucks."
me: "stfu 9yo lil waste of sperm."

by mememan4909 October 13, 2020

fortnite

absolute shithole

hey bro, wanna play fortnite?
no go fuck yourself

by OllyMursFan79 August 4, 2018

Fortnite

Shit that everyone's talking about in 2018.

Person 1: Lets play FORTNITE!

Person 2: Fk no! shitty games these days!

by The Noobly Gamer July 24, 2018