Ford Excursion

An awesome super large SUV made by Ford from 2000-2005. The SUV for the hard-core soccer-mom. Was designed like a Super Duty truck and was intended for rural or commercial use. But it got popular with suzy-homemakers instead. It's cons outweighed it's pros (poor fuel mileage, not being able to fit in suburban garages, etc) so Ford quit making them. Driving this SUV screams a big "fuck you" to all the liberal Prius drivers out there.

Son: Hey Mom, I think you hit that Prius on the way home from Soccer practice!!
Mom: That was just a speed bump, honey...
Son: Then why is there a Door stuck in the grill!!
Mom: Oh crap...not again!! We have to get rid of that Ford Excursion.

by Metalhead83 August 26, 2011

Ford P.O.S.

Ford Piece of Shit. From the movie MIB.

Jay: Unlimited technology from the whole universe, and we cruise 'round in a Ford P.O.S.

by Al¹ January 7, 2009

Tom Ford

Tom Ford is widely known as a successful American fashion designer. Also, the term was adopted by urban societies in the last 1990s referring to successful drug dealers that would sniff cocaine off of tables.

This reference has recently regained notoriety in hip-hop artist Jay-Z's song "Tom Ford".

"I don't pop molly, I rock Tom Ford"

Meaning, Jay-Z is stating his level of dominance over other artists by the fact that while they are doing weaker drugs like MDMA, Jay-Z sniffs cocaine off tables.

by act1n_5hady September 25, 2013

Ford Escape

a term used to describe any car that is driven by an overly attractive male that is desired by a plethora of young women.

Did you see that guy in that "ford escape"?

by Ford Escapes are really nice. March 25, 2010

jack ford

is the fat gay man and has a really hot mum, he will slide through Ur back door or u toilet just to watch Ur little sister sleep but dont worry he is week as piss he is pretty much like a Mr bordoni but younger no moustache and has had a stroke

jeez is he is such a jack ford

oh no i hear a jack ford a coming hide Ur 43 sisters bily

by big dick kid raper November 15, 2018

emma forde

Basically a transgender who looks like a rabbit has a voice like she’s got a cold loves fishy fanny and works at de la salle

Look at that Emma forde

by Griffinwiththerugbytackle October 8, 2020

Ford whore

Those who worship their beloved Fords, no other car exists unless it’s a ford... truck, suv, sedan, or coupe. Ford is the one and only (typically can be found on the side of your local highway walking away from a smoking f250)

Person: I saw this guy going for a walk the other day

Chevy slut: nah that was just our local ford whore

by I gave you a light chuckle August 6, 2020