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Myself

And I described myself with a level of perfect precision and honesty the likes of which the world has ever seen.
Hym "And it's not like I didn't describe myself."
by Hym Iam December 2, 2023
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eclipsed myself

when you have over worked your thoughts and questions of your own reality to the point of actually crossing paths with a former or future persona of yourself , causing a temporary breakdown of both a mental and physical state rendering just one conclusion.... you're an idiot!
that one dude was so shot out, that he actually eclipsed himself into a state of eternal life and comfort.... with himself, by himself!! but not alone somehow??

Eclipsed myself - to blot yourself out of reality.
by E.Schleman January 3, 2023
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I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself

I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself
No, everyone you know will miss you
You're right
by Bi poppi January 12, 2023
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Flashbanged myself

When you masturbate and hit yourself in the eye during the cumshot
I was just jerking off and fucking flashbanged myself
by Thatshowyougetants2257 July 28, 2023
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beat myself

The client didn't not explain what she meant, but wanted me to figure it out.
The patient stated she like to 'beat herself'; I beat myself sometimes.
by Ovidsingh July 31, 2023
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I myersed myself

To screw yourself over in cards. ”

Also always in the friends zone.
Ah shit, I Myersed myself!”
by Shakes224 August 7, 2023
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i think i just shit myself hard

guy 1: yo! i just made that shot from 50 feet away!!

guy 2: i think i just shit myself hard
by some stupid guy September 5, 2023
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