Myself

And I described myself with a level of perfect precision and honesty the likes of which the world has ever seen.

Hym "And it's not like I didn't describe myself."

by Hym Iam December 2, 2023

eclipsed myself

when you have over worked your thoughts and questions of your own reality to the point of actually crossing paths with a former or future persona of yourself , causing a temporary breakdown of both a mental and physical state rendering just one conclusion.... you're an idiot!

that one dude was so shot out, that he actually eclipsed himself into a state of eternal life and comfort.... with himself, by himself!! but not alone somehow??

Eclipsed myself - to blot yourself out of reality.

by E.Schleman January 3, 2023

I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself

Suicide is not the answer.

I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself
No, everyone you know will miss you
You're right

by Bi poppi January 12, 2023

Burned myself a headache

Someone did something that left him with a big feeling of pain inside their head. Usually self-inflicted and self-aware. Maybe this person did something inappropriate and has to sort things out.

"Bro, after you and Jenny talked she left the party early. What happened?"
"Yeah I know. My bad, I burned myself a headache"

by Yeahprobablyat8pmorso November 22, 2021

Myself

I just used my own name and personality on my last post lol. Also my pp is small

I like the word ‘myself’.

by AnusTheThird November 14, 2021

Give myself

Expression from the 19th century coming from prostitution and raping culture

I finally give myself for a lift back home after i was drunk being offered few shot of whiskey

by Steve_the_magnificent October 13, 2021

peepee-piss-myself-bitch

What you should want a woman (who will kill you) to call you

Please make me your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch

by make-me-your-bitch September 17, 2022