morning glory

a mans 'early morning joy', often rudely awakening the wife, girlfriend or some slag they picked up a few hours before.

His morning glory was as appealing as his morning breath

by Muffy, Bucca and MC January 27, 2003

Morning Glory

To wake up and then have a bacon & egg sandwich with cheese and tomato sauce. The cure for a weary morning.

"I'm still tired"
"You need a morning glory."

by fastcatmiles January 6, 2014

Glory skeet

to jackoff and skeet at someone through a glory hole.

ever take a notion to glory skeet.

by Deep blue 2012 August 27, 2009

bound for glory

A hobo term meaning you are hoping on a train but you don't know where it is going (and you don't care).

I'm bound for glory
"This train is bound for glory" - Woody Guthrie

by No Reason to Stay Here July 17, 2017

Glory hole

A Glory hole is a hole that's in the bathroom. The Glory hole is used for sexual pleasure.

A girl/boy puts there ass up to the Glory hole. Now the guy puts the Dick through the hole.

by Madkso June 23, 2018

Glory Jew

noun.

Derogatory term for someone who, when a group acheives something, attempts to integrate themselves into said group, thus benefitting from the glory of said acheivement.

Guy 1: Oh did you see the game last night? My team kicked ass!

Guy 2: Yeah, I love that team, I've always supported them, you know I was just busy last night...

Guy 1: Oh then how come I've never heard of this before? *gasp* You Glory Jew!

by NumberOneWingman November 16, 2010

glory hole

The space between two moving platforms at the production Gloria!

watch out for the glory hole!

by anon7630 December 4, 2011