jackin flaps

Another typical way of describing a women masturbation. just like a guy jackin dick, Jackin Flaps is jackin it with a womens vaginal flaps.

Jenny was Jackin Flaps in her bathroom upstairs during the party last night.

by The Stuffinator Knowhow March 06, 2015

scab flap

Partially removed scab, creating a flap of scab. Or, an extremely dirty person not worthy of replying to.

That girls so dirty, she nothing but a scab flap.

by Matt_A_ October 01, 2018

flaccid flapping

Flaccid flapping is when a male can't get an erection during sex and proceeds to rub his flaccid member on a girls vaginna. This is called flaccid flapping.

Jenni asks her best friend...
"So did you and Tanner hook up last night?"
"Hahahaha all I got was a lot of flaccid flapping!!"

by Midnight Kitty November 17, 2013

camel flap

when a mans junk shows through their clothing.

A bad name to call someone

When someone says something stupid and there is a uncomfortable silence, just randomly say camel flap to break the silence

dude your camel flap is showing, cover that shit up!

dave, your a camel flap!

zack: hey did anybody go to the ballet yesterday.
(uncomfortable silence)
dave: camel flap hahahaha

by misterkdogg October 27, 2008

flap attack

Also known as, doing a Deeley. The art of flapping all over the place and mildly stressful situations accompanied by pausing like a deer in headlights for most of the day.

'He had a flap attack at the site of the Queue'

by TotalKernt February 27, 2017

Flap Chance

It's where you finger a girl while she is giving you a lap dance, then she blows you

That girl was so amazing, we did the good 'ol flap chance

by TonyIsHot November 04, 2019

flap fungus

Semi-solidified secretions of the vagina resulting in the unfortunate fungal infestation of a sexually-immoral female individual.

Usually mouldy-cheese in appearance and emanates a somewhat foul, musty odour.

"I took home with me a stunning companion from the prestigious Garage nightclub in Glasgow only to find a horrifying harvest of flap fungus lurking..."

by flaplover February 02, 2010