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ethical fishing

Flirt with a girl, reel her in and throw her back into the sea
Don't fuck her Danny you have a girlfriend!

Don't worry mate , I won't fuck her, It's just ethical fishing.
by Dannyboioioi August 23, 2016
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Sport fishing

Intentionally abusing or fucking with someone or a group of people just to have fun.
"Let's do a little sport fishing with my brothers friends, they've been asking for it tonight .
by Tom the Bike Man. June 11, 2016
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Alaskan Fishing Well

While having Anal sex with your significant other leave His/Her arse gapping and ejaculate inside. Leaving all of your would-be children swimming inside.
Joel: So, how sex with Jennifer?
Mike: It was great! I gave her an Alaskan Fishing Well!
Joel: Damn son, you wild...
by _Chunky_But_Funky_ January 15, 2017
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Scissor Fishing

Two parapalegic lesbians attempting the sexual art form of scissoring. Considering the feeling in their legs are completely gone, both pairs of flailing legs will appear to mimic a fish flopping it's way back to the nearest water source.
After meeting her briefly at the Special Olympics, we felt comfortable enough to head back to my apartment for some scissor fishing.
by Blame The Clown May 7, 2018
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Hamburger fishing

When u fishing for that nice juicy burger in the deep sea and waiting for the fish to take your bait.
I went hamburger fishing and got the biggest fish in the sea.
by yourbestie August 20, 2018
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Light fishing

It's like cat fishing but with a twist. Light fishing is the term where someone catfishes someone by taking good photos, only in good lighting, or what it's called, the golden hour.
An example of light fishing being used..
Damarion: she cute!
*has photo in good lighting*
Then..
*post photo in bad lighting*
Damarion: She mad ugly now wtf!
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Akimbo Fisting Helicopter

How to Akimbo Fist Helicopter:

1. Get your significant other naked and place her on the floor.
2. Make sure to lubricate both hands. It's about to get messy. 😈
3. Create 2 fists with both of your hands.
4. Shove both fists up her vagina.
5. Lock her fists inside of her and raise them so they hit the ceiling of the vagina.
6. Lift her up whilst your fists are inside.
7. Hold her at a 45-degree angle and start to spin in circles.

To make the experience more authentic, make sure she makes helicopter noises.

Warning: If she is overweight this can evidently be dangerous as it can break your wrists.
Reggie: Hey sexy, you wanna do some Akimbo Fisting Helicopter tonight?

Fat Bitch: No Reggie, I'm too fat.

Reggie: Don't you worry girl, I've been stretching
by bigkahunaniggerman May 24, 2020
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