felching

Oral retrieval of semen from the anus.

After shooting a copious load of cum up her ass, Mark buried his face in her ass and began felching his lady love.

by JD August 17, 2003

felching lesbians

A crude turn of phrase used to signify the extraordinary unlikelihood that something will occur. It can also be used to describe something that is taboo, disgusting, or oxymoron-ic.

The chances of getting your NCAA tournament bracket 100% correct is like felching lesbians - it just doesn't happen (although technically, it could).

by Kourics March 17, 2010

Necro Beastial Badger Feltching

The practice of having sex with a dead badger , then afterwards, drinking the jizzm from its arse.

It should be added here that the Badger should be "a few days old" (rotten) with flies emminating from the skull wound. The animal should also have had T.B.

When you come accross something that is particularly sick you can say to your friends - "that's horrible man, like Necro Beastial Badger Feltching".

A popular evening past time for members of parliament and everyone from the Isle of Man.

Common claim, I wasn't "Necro Beastial Badger Feltching, I was simply looking at the wildlife....."

by Reginald Donkeylover October 4, 2005

Feltch Blast

To use a straw to suck the seaman out of an anus... but first you blow as hard a you can down the straw to produce bubbles and then consume.

"I'm going to Feltch Blast the shit out of you tonight, i got a crazy straw hooked up to a 4-cycle blower"

by Halcom U Rbalzitch June 2, 2009

felching straw

Between two homosexual males. The act of one man blowing his load into his partners anas. When this is completed the male who blew his load will take a straw and suck out the cum out of the man's anas.

The man loves the taste of his own cum and other males anal juices so much, that after he performs anal sex he begins felching all the secretions.

by taint October 15, 2003

Felchers Dungeon

A dark or dank place usually filled to the brim with Felchers, Felchmongers, Felch merchants and Felch farmers going about their business.

guy1: Yo dude, the other night i walked in to blockbuster and it was like a total Felchers Dungeon.

guy2: Dude, what did you do?

guy1: What else, i got down on all fours and farmed me some felch!

by Felchers Dungeon November 14, 2009

frog felcher

someone who fucks a frog up the arse, then sucks out their cum fro the frogs arse

see that bloke over there, he's a right frog felcher

by chimp101 March 5, 2008