fizzle my lizzle

1. Fizzle my Lizzle: bastardization of "F*** my Life," most commonly used by wanna-be gangsters or nerds making a really bad joke.
2. A way of saying "my life is fucked," "I hate my life," "The world is cruel," and "Alas, earwax."

Also, Fizzle mah Lizzle, Fo'Shizzle my Lizzle, Shizzle my Lizzle, Drizzle my Pizzle (I don't get it either).

1. "Today, I realized I have never read a true FML. Fizzle my Lizzle."
2. As Dumbledore realized that he had again eaten an earwax-flavoured jelly bean, he exclaimed "Fizzle mah Lizzle!"

by tehsalsa November 18, 2009

i lost the shizzle to my fizzle

i lost the shit to my finger..a quote from fran dresser from the nanny from an old navy commercial randomly at the end

go get this old navy fleece! i lost the shizzle to my fizzle.

by karalyn December 15, 2003

frazzledrip

A QAnon conspiracy theory that say there’s a video that was found on the laptop of Anthony Weiner, that began circulating on the “dark web.” The video was found in a folder on the laptop’s hard drive called “life insurance” and was named “frazzledrip.” The bogus report says the video — which, to be clear, does not exist on the dark web or anywhere else — shows Hillary Clinton and Huma Abedin, Weiner’s former wife and longtime Clinton aide, raping and mutilating a young girl. Specifically, the video is supposed to show Clinton filleting the young girl’s face, and then taking turns with Abedin to wear the girl’s face as a mask in order to purposefully terrify the child so that her blood would be flooded with adrenochrome. The girl then bleeds out before Clinton and Abedin drink the blood during a Satanic ritual sacrifice. For people that believe this please see the definition for “Retarded”

If you think you’ve heard all the crazy conspiracy theories to come out a right wing politics, frazzledrip is probably the most insane.

by Mobius Dragon December 9, 2021

fuzzle

awesome, totally cool, rad, sweet, sick

Dude, that double back-flip you just hit was totally fuzzle!

by Mark Janett March 27, 2008

brandon-fizzle web-izzle

Great website.

This blog sucks man, it's no Brandon-fizzle Web-izzle.

by SpoVegas February 6, 2004

FizzleFazzle

This is the feeling one has when toking up a lot. Mental state after repeated drug use.

"Oh man, I was so fizzlefazzled last night!"

by Stephanne May 3, 2006

Frizzle Frazzle

1. (v) To engage in vigorous sexual activities with either yourself or another person.

Last night, while on the phone, my girlfriend asked me to frizzle frazzle.

by James x3 Bri January 22, 2006