parallel masturbation

The act of two friends sharing porn and thereby masturbating to the same material. Gay.

Mitch: Dude, you can have my porn if you want.

Brian: No thanks. I don't believe in parallel masturbation.

by The PC Doctor December 25, 2009

oral masturbation

to be jerked off with the lips - preferably by a chick with DSL's

"hey baby, come help me with some oral masturbation."

by fallen5t4r September 6, 2007

Masturbation

The loneliest number that you'll ever do.

Billy opted for masturbation, because it's just no good anymore since she went away.

by fubsish June 29, 2010

Masturbation

When playing hackey sack, serving to yourself is commonly known as masturbation. Do it in a full circle of players and they will crown you the circle jerk. #truestory

Travis didn't mind masturbation in his kitchen. He had no one else to play with so #wtf...

by techno_polyglot June 23, 2016

telecommunicative mutual masturbation

A sex act in which two or more people stimulate themselves sexually, either with hands or toys, while on the phone with each other. This act is often practiced by those in a long distance relationship.

We should get some telecommunicative mutual masturbation action going on; I'm so horny.

by bloodytv May 9, 2010

faceturbation

the act of masturbating to your friends' pictures on facebook.

craigbot was caught with his pants down on facebook commiting faceturbation.

by Loyalservant563 December 9, 2007

green masturbation

Green Masturbation is the act of wanking and then cleaning yourself up with a rag, rather than using paper tissues, thus preventing deforestation.

Green Masturbation will save the world! :D

by Keatonguy May 10, 2008