Fairy Gaymother

The person who is there for all your gay needs. They’re the biggest gay influence in your life and they help you with all things gay.

Sarah basically introduced me to everything gay, she's my fairy gaymother.

by Nightmarechaser June 4, 2018

sphincter fairy

A Mystical being known to come from the anal realm; see also - Ass Fairy

One night i awoke from a deep sleep and found a disgusting creature with wings flying around my bed, when it realized i was looking at it, it then vanished into my naked rear end. it obviously was a sphincter fairy.

by Niggerlipped turdburglin' guy July 29, 2011

fairy douche

Tom Brady

Tom Brady is a fairy douche

by lynn11 December 7, 2014

Tea Fairy

A Tea Fairy is a captivating, enchanting being with golden blonde hair, mesmerizing blue eyes, and the most heartwarming smile. This magical creature is known for their extraordinary powers, which include delivering warm, soothing tea in times of illness and possessing the amazing ability to make anyone smile, even in the darkest moments.

I was feeling terribly ill this morning, but the Tea Fairy appeared out of nowhere gracing me with a steaming cup of tea and a smile that melted my heart.

by KingPlatypus June 3, 2023

Fairy fuck

To blow someone's mind into another dimension whilst having sexual interourse. AKA neverland.

Harry Potter and Hermione had such a fairy fuck, it took them weeks to return from outer space.

by Patriia Pan January 12, 2015

Hairy fairy

Having too much hair on unwanted areas of the female body.

Wow, that chick's a hairy fairy, did you see mustache she has?

by Dotanairy January 22, 2020

Fairy Dragmother

A fabulously gay friend who insists on giving makeovers to everyone who needs one. Similar to Cinderella's "Fairy Godmother", minus the magic, plus the gay.

"Have you seen Christine? Wh at a makeover!"

"It's the work of her Fairy Dragmother, Sha'niqua."

by Sha'niqua De'lacorte December 16, 2011