douche-fairy

a consistently douchey male whose sexuality is in question; someone who both likes it up the, and happens to be an, asshole.

guy 1: OMG i don't care that its your grandmother's 150th birthday you prooomissssseeeeed you'd go to the mall with me ;-)

guy 2:you're such a fucking douche-fairy.

by bittereagle March 6, 2010

mulch fairy

A fairy that comes in the middle of the night and spreads mulch on your flowerbeds so you don't have to.

The mulch fairy came last night and made my yard look awesome!

by BrookieF August 4, 2010

fairy douche

Tom Brady

Tom Brady is a fairy douche

by lynn11 December 7, 2014

Fairy fuck

To blow someone's mind into another dimension whilst having sexual interourse. AKA neverland.

Harry Potter and Hermione had such a fairy fuck, it took them weeks to return from outer space.

by Patriia Pan January 12, 2015

fairy juice

....your answer to everything.

Question: What is the material that glitter is made out of?

Answer: Fairy Juice

by NAD October 26, 2013

Fairy Gaymother

The person who is there for all your gay needs. They’re the biggest gay influence in your life and they help you with all things gay.

Sarah basically introduced me to everything gay, she's my fairy gaymother.

by Nightmarechaser June 4, 2018

Fruit fairy

Someone who a majority of their diet is made up of fruit.

“My girlfriend is a fruit fairy, she only eats smoothies and fruits”
“She must be on the high fructose fruit fairy diet”

by Pineapple Whisperer May 10, 2019