Failure

Brayden Keplar

Brayden Keplar is a failure

by PandaJedi7136 December 9, 2022

Failure

Steven He

“Steven, You’re a failure!”
“How many times can you be a failure?”
“I wish I was proud of you but YOU’RE A FAILURE”
“Just a 5PM reminder, YOU’RE STILL A FAILURE”

by Wilfred Adalson July 7, 2021

sense of humour failure

A phrase used by a manager as an awkward semi-apology after they lose their temper at their employees. This is the closest to an apology you're likely to get.

Prevalent in the UK tech and consulting sector.

(after boss has stopped shouting obscenities at their staff)
"I'm afraid I've had a sense of humour failure..."

by QuartermasterGeralt June 3, 2020

Educated failure

A very well educated person but one who is boring and unimpressive irl in terms of their career 🤔

A lot of politicians seem to be educated failures.

by Sexydimma November 2, 2024

FAILURE

what ur asian parent says when you say you got a c in math

YOU GOT A C IN MATH?! C STANDS FOR THE FAILURE!(from steven he)

by if u r reading, ur STOOBID April 30, 2023

Failure

If it takes 50 times of doing something wrong to take your time and do it right, take 50 times to do it wrong.

If it takes 50 times to find your rhythm, get a little more relaxed and confident in what you're doing, and do it right, that's how many times it takes. Fucking up isn't meant to be fun, but without failure you're not going to learn anything new.

by Solid Mantis December 27, 2020

Failure

Willa. Just Willa. If you have a friend named Willa then you should

Gosh Brittany, you're such a Failure (Willa)

by RandomGamer9737 October 20, 2020