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failuring

when the word failure isn't enough for your Asian parents to describe you...

you aren't just a failure, but you are failuring
need the intensity of the present progressive.
Mom: shit, its exam season again! Instead of watching my son failuring, I'll just disown him.
by akioweh May 21, 2022
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Failure

“Steven, You’re a failure!”
How many times can you be a failure?”
“I wish I was proud of you but YOU’RE A FAILURE”
“Just a 5PM reminder, YOU’RE STILL A FAILURE”
by Wilfred Adalson July 7, 2021
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Failure

Even if someone tries to light a fire under your ass, take your time even if it's harder not to rush. When you try to do something on somebody else's rhythm that isn't your own, you'll never get to find yours.
Somebody trying to light a fire under somebody else's ass is trying to get them scared of failure.
by Solid Mantis January 23, 2021
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Failure

by Drugs are good for ur health September 30, 2023
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Cascade Failure

Damn, that mixed kebab last night was really good. I nearly did a cascade failure.
by shittyunderpants777 November 10, 2024
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dump failure

when, to your surprise, you are unbelievably constipated, and you fail at making a bowel movement after many long minutes on the porcelain throne.

also in geography, dump failure is used to refer to bad waste disposal
by kittttttten February 3, 2017
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Failure of Journalism

Hym "YOU ARE THE FAILURE OF JOURNALISM! THAT'S YOU! Every time you report on this you are committing a deliberate lie of ommission! And you are doing it either because you are complicit or you're delusional about your ability to use this moment to garner more power for yourselves. Power you will use to be just as authoritarian as they are. And I'm living proof that that's the case."
by Hym Iam February 7, 2025
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