fuck shit pussy bitch

is it gay to suck your own dick?

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obama hitler: fuck shit pussy bitch u gay lol

by hi lol u gae June 12, 2021

dumb fuck shit ass wank

the act of fucking a woman who is considered dumb i.e blonde then fucking her up the ass then wanking on her shit hole

This act is fucking sick and should not be tried at home as it will result in the police being called.
Please delete if you want, but it's gotta be said, right?
DON'T CENSOR ME!!

by Corpse July 25, 2004

Fuck Shit Cock Tits Balls

something said at high school for comedy or said by someone with touretts syndrome.
Fuck Shit Cock Tits Balls!

Fuck Shit Cock Tits Balls!
Fuck Shit Cock Tits Balls to you too Liam

by Fuck Shit Cock Tits Balls December 15, 2008

fucking shit up after the fact

When your still fucking shit up years after the fact without trying

When someone can’t give another person there all because they still love you years after you broke up! You're fucking shit up after the fact!

by Tom vape September 26, 2017

Holy Fucking Chicken-Fried Shit Patties

An exclamation of surprise akin to "holy shit," designed for situations or events for which it would be necessary to use something crazier than "holy fucking shit."

Max: "Hey look, you're ex is making out with that guy you hate!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"

by Sanitariumchild420 March 9, 2011

Son of a Mother Fucking Shit Cunt Bitch

Something you say when your very angry or upset.

person 1: Son of a mother fucking shit cunt bitch!

person 2: What?

person 1: Were out of popsicles.

by Halfy McFull August 22, 2008

shit mother fucker fuck shit situation

As used by Kim Catrall's character, Samantha Jones, in an episode of "Sex and the City"; a situation of extreme misfortune or catastrophe, usually regarding relationship problems, wardrobe malfunctions, or unintended pregnancy. Those involved in "shit mother fucker fuck shit situations" often find it hard to explain themselves when the truth comes out and then find it even harder to repair the damage they cause.

Lacey: "You'll never believe what happened to me yesterday"

Sue: "Bryan found out you were cheating on him with his best friend, didn't he?"

Lacey: "Yep, talk about a shit mother fucker fuck shit situation."

by Chainsaw22 September 26, 2007