Just some virtual air traffic controlling people that make people’s planes disappear for being idiots yet make other people happy that those people are controlling.
by NovemberFourTangoEcho May 16, 2018
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Person A: Bank of Queensland suspended my card by complete mistake lol
Person B: bruh at least you didn't board the wrong flight and somehow end up in fucking ulaanbaatar
Person B: bruh at least you didn't board the wrong flight and somehow end up in fucking ulaanbaatar
by Chuck86 July 27, 2023
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There is usually no end of eager-stud volunteers to be airline-attendant "instructors" in da flight stimulator!
by QuacksO December 13, 2024
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Me: Gotta catch a flight son!
Homie: What?! Where you flyin to?
Me: No fool, Ima get high af!
Me: Gotta catch a flight son!
Homie: What?! Where you flyin to?
Me: No fool, Ima get high af!
by Kongthemighty June 13, 2024
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Get the Ain’t no party like a last minute flight deck fix party mug.A business flight in the late morning (i.e. 11 am) to avoid the crowds and to have enough time to masturbate before going to the airport
Gentleman 1: "Are you sure you're down for another strip club?"
Gentleman 2: "Yeah bro I don't have to get up early... I have a gentleman's flight!"
Gentleman 2: "Yeah bro I don't have to get up early... I have a gentleman's flight!"
by CKMeredith June 20, 2025
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