flap fungus

Semi-solidified secretions of the vagina resulting in the unfortunate fungal infestation of a sexually-immoral female individual.

Usually mouldy-cheese in appearance and emanates a somewhat foul, musty odour.

"I took home with me a stunning companion from the prestigious Garage nightclub in Glasgow only to find a horrifying harvest of flap fungus lurking..."

by flaplover February 2, 2010

flap attack

Also known as, doing a Deeley. The art of flapping all over the place and mildly stressful situations accompanied by pausing like a deer in headlights for most of the day.

'He had a flap attack at the site of the Queue'

by TotalKernt February 27, 2017

Butter Flaps

Wet farts. Moist sounding gas.

I may need to run wipe. I got the butter flaps today. Feeling a little greasy.

All that beer and Mexican food gave me the butter flaps.

by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2018

pain flap

A injury you get cutting peppers. Causing severe pain everytime you touch something.

"I have a pain flap please kill me".

by Ilovepotatoes September 23, 2022

scab flap

Partially removed scab, creating a flap of scab. Or, an extremely dirty person not worthy of replying to.

That girls so dirty, she nothing but a scab flap.

by Matt_A_ October 1, 2018

Blister Flap

The flap of blister skin clipped off after being acquired.

Dude I got a narly blister today. If you eat this "blister flap" that I just clipped off my foot I'll give you twenty bucks."

by tab10us June 28, 2010

flaccid flapping

Flaccid flapping is when a male can't get an erection during sex and proceeds to rub his flaccid member on a girls vaginna. This is called flaccid flapping.

Jenni asks her best friend...
"So did you and Tanner hook up last night?"
"Hahahaha all I got was a lot of flaccid flapping!!"

by Midnight Kitty November 22, 2013