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To Feather the Goose

When you are bartending and place your own money in the tip jar first, to entice others to tip.
No one is tipping tonight. I guess I’ll have to feather the goose.
by GJ id9 October 4, 2018
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Feathers

it's one of the things that most Dinosaurs love.
-Dinosaurs have feathers!

*Jurassic Park fans scream in pain*
by BOI399 April 4, 2018
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fish-feather

Fish-feather is code for scale, as in a scale used to weigh goods and or precious stones.
Hey Tom you got a fish-feather? What's a fish-feather? A fish doesn't have feathers Tom, what does it have? Ohh scales
by Trickglock April 26, 2019
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Feathered

Getting shin-bashed in the dickbag.
Get feathered fuckface
by Cummy calvin July 16, 2021
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porg and feather

Also called porge and feathering this punishment is reserved for those geeks who, knowingly or not, dropped a spoiler or caused mass casualties in a community. Proper technique includes using DeadPool juice for an adhesive but raccoon sperm could also be used in a pinch. Porge feathers are extracted using only the force and a paper shredder which also helps control their population.
Yo! Did you hear theirs a porge and feathering going on outside the theater? I guess some dousche nozzel is walking around playing Last Christmas and saying something about Luke at the end of episode 8. Grab a raccoon and funnel let’s get down there!!!
I’d say we porg and feather that little bastard for replacing the Lora Croft look a likes with those fat girls trying to strip at the company picnic
by Porgthis April 21, 2018
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dirty feather

When you don’t send the invoices on time.
Someone pulled a dirty feather and now all of the payments for this month are backed up.
by Indicacloudflower November 1, 2021
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Fecal Feather

When you put your poop into a sleeping person's hand, then tickle their nose with a feather.

The sleeping person will rub poop on themselves and vomit everywhere while you hysterically laugh in the corner.
Dude l totally got them with the fecal feather. They threw up on the cat!
by anonymous June 22, 2024
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