The soft cry of the turd trapped — inside of you trying to escape. —Often leaves a smell of what u recently have eaten mixed with the smell of your trapped turd baby
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by A random, unknown person October 25, 2017
Get the Fartmug. 
The fart is a result of compounds breaking down Poop through alchemical process into vapor, resulting in said vapor escaping the o-ring seal, of the human combustion system, resulting in olfactory retrieval of Poop
by Dante925 September 24, 2011
Get the Fartmug. A Fart is loud & gregarious. Others are sometimes annoyed by him. He is funny & everyone knows his opinion. A Fart is focused & tenacious. He enjoys his sport but doesn't like interruptions. He is a box checker & doesn't allow things to linger. Watch him if you want to see something get done! 37% males; 4% incorrectly assume they are Farts.
Duffers & Farts are male. Muffers & Cakes are female. Easy to determine regardless of the age but they technically need to be 60 to qualify for title.
Duffers & Farts are male. Muffers & Cakes are female. Easy to determine regardless of the age but they technically need to be 60 to qualify for title.
by eatrawstayhealthy December 7, 2011
Get the Fartmug. A release of gas from the anus. A typical fart contains 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen, 9% carbon dioxide, 7% methane, 4% oxygen, 1% other.
1. Your fart reeks of sulfur!
2. Methane cuddles are what I call farts. For they are warm and contain 7% methane.
2. Methane cuddles are what I call farts. For they are warm and contain 7% methane.
by 0% SNAFFU December 11, 2017
Get the Fartmug. 1- the word "Bartes" with an f instead of a b.
2- know it all with a little bitchiness on the side (best used as insult by adding to end of first name)
2- know it all with a little bitchiness on the side (best used as insult by adding to end of first name)
by chelsea&deven April 29, 2008
Get the fartesmug. The soft cry of the turd trapped — inside of you trying to escape. —Often leaves a smell of what u recently have eaten mixed with the smell of your trapped turd baby
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by A random, unknown person October 25, 2017
Get the Fartmug.