L.M.G.D.M.F.A.O

Abbreviation for the term Laughing My God Damn Mother Fucking Ass Off. Often used online when one can't be bothered to actually say it all.

person1: I fell off my bike today and twisted my ankle
person2: L.M.G.D.M.F.A.O.

by Deans_babi_gurl September 9, 2005

F.O.R.D.

Fucker Only Runs Downhill

I got a ford, let me guess that fucker only runs downhill

by Missy December 5, 2003

D.T.F

Down to Fuck

Pat: Yo I'm kinda horny you think that girl is D.T.F?
Zak: Yeah, my girl says she's loose and is D.T.F anytime.

by Gbaby954 June 21, 2008

B.F.F.L.A.D.

Now, we have all heard off BFF (best friend forever), and BFFL (best friends for life), but I made this one up.:)

B=best
F=friend
F=for
L=life
A=and
D=death

"Dude, you're totally my B.F.F.L.A.D.!"
"God, you're so emo, get away freak, go be BFFLADs with someone else!"

by lainzy December 7, 2007

D.A.F.A

D.A.F.A stands for Discord Anti Furry Army an it’s just that, an army of gamers, kool kids and hunters on discord bravely fighting the ever growing furry community and also fight the Discord staff team on some occasions.

D.A.F.A Sergeant: I’m sergeant for the D.A.F.A.
Random person: wow you’re really brave here’s some ammo thanks for protecting us.

by Sacrificial plant March 5, 2019

D.U.F.F.

An abbreviation for 'Designated Ugly Fat Friend'. Often in many large groups of women (usually adolecents) there will be a D.U.F.F. as a means to look better by comparison.

I only hang out with her becuase I need a D.U.F.F., otherwise, she'd be, so, history.

by B.a.m December 21, 2005

F.O.R.D.

1. Found On Road Dead
2. Fixed Or Repaired Daily
3. Fucked On Race Day

Ford.. Pfft.

by Anonymous May 12, 2003