essemmess

(Verb): to contact someone on one's cellphone via, as the name implies, sms.

I tried to essemmess you, but you didn't answer for some reason .

by Sexydimma January 29, 2015

Esskey

Aka "Pancake", Esskey is the type of guy that would make dinner for his girlfriend, take her to the movies, or just for a walk to the park. Very caring, won't let anything go, he might be the ideal person to go to when in need of relationship advice. Usually uses 👍🏻✌🏻️✌🏻️, meaning great positive vibes.

After that date, he was a real esskey, taking his date to the park, movies, or just cooking dinner for her.

They all gathered around him for advice, he was an esskey after all.

by _.dictionaryfacts._ November 19, 2016

essemess

(Verb) to contact someone, as the name suggests, by sms.

I tried to essemess you, but you didn't answer for some reason

by Sexydimma April 3, 2017

essenciaology

noun

Is a secular and non-political movement, focusing on achieving within society a set of what can be categorized as natural moral and ethical values and principles which are predominant within natural society ( The natural order of things). It refers to the ideological preconditioning of societies perception in relation with how society perceives the material world, from an essential as opposed superficial and excessive slant. Whereby categorizing life's priorities upon their essential and not incidental properties.

essenciaology, reprioritizes the illogical and excessive value placed upon the procuring of worldly wealth and material positions, with a more moderate and balanced approach to these. While placing greater value upon those things in life which are essential in the sustaining, preserving and the enhancing the quality of life.

by Baron Neville May 7, 2017

esqueeze

breathtaking; more beautiful and magnificent than god himself; exquisite

he didn't call me beautiful first, he called me esqueeze

by esqueeze June 29, 2017

Essex wank

Sitting at the toilet and having a shit, then in the same toilet sesh you have a wank

Dirty cunts been on the toilet for ages, bet he's having an Essex wank

by kirn October 22, 2017

esquetarian

One who subsists completely on a diet of horses.

Jim won't be having any mashed potatoes at Thanksgiving, he's an esquetarian and dines only on horse meat.

Esquetarians love to eat ikea meatballs for their high horse-meat content.

by jailbroken iphone user May 25, 2018