Napoleon's Erection

When you crave sex and attempt to masturbate when you don't have an erection.

"I had a Napoleon's Erection last night and I made love to my little sister's teddy bear."

by negroshima January 27, 2007

Special Erection

When a Japanese guy with Downs Syndrome gets a stiffy.

I know this guy from Japan with Downs that gets hard ons at the drop a hat. Now that’s what I call a Special Erection.

by Goosey Goose August 23, 2020

tit erection

when you can screw someone with your tit

It's ok, tit erections only happen to sumair when he has to queef which makes his taint flap.

by not sumair March 6, 2004

business erection

the arousal you get from landing a big business deal, new client, or a big sale that makes you want to go home and bang your spouse or significant other.

I got a business erection after that meeting with XYZ Corp where they gave me a huge contract and went home and banged my wife in the kitchen.

by besterling September 16, 2011

Erection Protection

When someone is cock blocked, but is very thankful for it.

I was so blasted last night. I was about to hook up with this really ugly chick. Fortunately, i got erection protection from a loyal friend

by HyperAjax August 8, 2009

Injection Ejection

To be fired from a job or banished from a location after being busted for shooting drugs.

I had to find a new gig after my injection ejection last month,

by forcefedmark March 27, 2011

Super erection

When the penis is so erect it starts to curl into the stomach

"When Bob has a super erection he can put it in his belly button

by _geggle_ July 31, 2015