Egg
Egg by XxSarventexX_90 October 6, 2025
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Someone whose brain is severely underdeveloped — extremely slow, naive, and lacking basic common sense or awareness for their age. They come across as if they never fully matured mentally and are still operating at an early, childlike level of thinking.
Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend admitted she’s been talking to her ex and hiding messages for weeks. I’m fucking pissed.
Guy 2: Just trust her more, bro. She’s probably just being friendly.
Guy 1: What the fuck? You're such an egg.
Guy 2: Just trust her more, bro. She’s probably just being friendly.
Guy 1: What the fuck? You're such an egg.
EGG?!
“EGG?!” or “EGG” is used to express being shocked to see an egg on the floor as the individual’s jaw drops.
This emphasis was first used in the late 1990s by a cartoon god named Baboon who was acting in a cheap gag.
This emphasis was first used in the late 1990s by a cartoon god named Baboon who was acting in a cheap gag.
“EGG?!”
EGG?! by unfunnygarbage January 12, 2022