Egg

Someone whose brain is severely underdeveloped — extremely slow, naive, and lacking basic common sense or awareness for their age. They come across as if they never fully matured mentally and are still operating at an early, childlike level of thinking.

Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend admitted she’s been talking to her ex and hiding messages for weeks. I’m fucking pissed.
Guy 2: Just trust her more, bro. She’s probably just being friendly.
Guy 1: What the fuck? You're such an egg.

Egg by 8ty April 6, 2026

Egg 

Something that is monumentally bad or awful to the point that it gets called to a stinky egg

Hamish Harrison wild is egg

Egg by Wet sheen July 18, 2025

egg 

The shape of your head.

"Hey, egg!"

egg by Some random dude :D August 28, 2025

Egg 

Steakwad (the bald guy that weighs 40 pounds)

yo this egg is obese af

Egg by XxSarventexX_90 October 6, 2025

Egg.

EGG.

EGG.

Egg. by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 11, 2022

EGG?! 

“EGG?!” or “EGG” is used to express being shocked to see an egg on the floor as the individual’s jaw drops.

This emphasis was first used in the late 1990s by a cartoon god named Baboon who was acting in a cheap gag.

“EGG?!”

EGG?! by unfunnygarbage January 12, 2022

egg.

egg.

egg.

egg. by eggsareegg May 12, 2022