A pussy emo Meyerpire.
Hobbies include:
Breeding Spawn
Stalking Girls
Being a huge Pedophile (Come on, 108 year old dating a 18 year old is like a 40 year old dating a 6 year old)
Being extremely racist
SPARKLING
Every 12 year old girl idolizes him as 'the perfect boyfriend'. Also Stephanie Meyer's fake boyfriend.
Did I mention he sparkles?
Hobbies include:
Breeding Spawn
Stalking Girls
Being a huge Pedophile (Come on, 108 year old dating a 18 year old is like a 40 year old dating a 6 year old)
Being extremely racist
SPARKLING
Every 12 year old girl idolizes him as 'the perfect boyfriend'. Also Stephanie Meyer's fake boyfriend.
Did I mention he sparkles?
Girl 1: OME!!!! I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!!!!!! <3
Girl 2: OMEEEEEEE!!! I DO TOOOOOO! HE'S LIKE, MY BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: He doesn't exist.
Both girls: YESSSS SHEEEE DOESSSS! OERFHWIJVBHOUEWBVWUSVBFODUFBAOCWIAUDV I LOVE EDWARD ERIGHWERFVNWIEOCNL
Me: *walks away*
Girl 2: OMEEEEEEE!!! I DO TOOOOOO! HE'S LIKE, MY BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: He doesn't exist.
Both girls: YESSSS SHEEEE DOESSSS! OERFHWIJVBHOUEWBVWUSVBFODUFBAOCWIAUDV I LOVE EDWARD ERIGHWERFVNWIEOCNL
Me: *walks away*
by MoofinChan November 23, 2009
Fan-Girl: OMG!! Edward Cullen is soooooo hawt. I wanna spread peanut butter over him and lick it off.....mmmmmmm
Every-sane-guy: .......
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...dumbass.
Every-sane-guy: .......
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...dumbass.
by A_Sane_Guy June 30, 2009
by Scarlet Failure February 07, 2010
OMIGOD! ITS EDWARD CULLEN! HE GLITTERS!
by Dallas Sparkleshock June 14, 2010
A sex position often used by sadistic or adventurous couples craving explicit but intimate romance. Edward Taft - the girl pretends to be a quadriplegic politition while eating aunt annies pretzels. in the mean time the man is performing anal sex and resiting the Gettysburg Address.
by Stuart Stevenson August 25, 2008
A "sparkly" vampire who soils the name of all the blood suckers in the world. he's only sparkly because he ate tinker-bell.
Edward Cullen:*belches* that was good what was that?
Peter Pan: You ate tink.....TINK TINK OH TINK WHY?
Edward: i'm a monster bella
Bella Swan: i don't care edward i love you. Oh please just make me yours
Jacob Blac: i'll love your child bella because you won't love me.
Peter Pan: You ate tink.....TINK TINK OH TINK WHY?
Edward: i'm a monster bella
Bella Swan: i don't care edward i love you. Oh please just make me yours
Jacob Blac: i'll love your child bella because you won't love me.
by Jadelan May 30, 2010
A handjob that could be outdone by even Edward Scissorhands himself. A destructive atrocity of a basic sexual maneuver.
Guy 1: Dude, why are your boxers red in the front, but white everywhere else.
Guy 2: Those are the same boxers I wore when I got that Edward Scissorhandjob.
Guy 2: Those are the same boxers I wore when I got that Edward Scissorhandjob.
by Harold93 July 20, 2011