A Dutch Crunch is a sexual act in which the female slams her buttocks upon the males testicles before he is about to climax.
Nicolas: man! I don’t know if I’ll ever reproduce!
Kyle: What happened bro?
Nicolas: Dude! Last night Cynthia gave me the ol’ dutch crunch. Totally rocked my world.
Kyle: You’re a freak bro.....
Kyle: What happened bro?
Nicolas: Dude! Last night Cynthia gave me the ol’ dutch crunch. Totally rocked my world.
Kyle: You’re a freak bro.....
by DirtSquizzeral September 02, 2018
Similar to a dutch oven, but occurring during the act of fellatio. A slang term for lying in bed with another person and pulling the covers over the persons head while receiving fellatio and flatulating.
She couldn't come up with her half of the rent so I'm gonna introduce her to the Dutch Landlord...
I really want to give Rosemary a Dutch Landlord...
I really want to give Rosemary a Dutch Landlord...
by contorto January 30, 2021
When your lady friend is slightly chilly a gentle dutchman will drape his nutsack over her forehead to keep her warm.
by Yes sir yeah sure May 06, 2017
Coleman: She started blowing me last night and I gave her the burliest dutch steamer.
Andy: What'd she do?
Coleman: Took a deep sniff and kept going
Andy: What'd she do?
Coleman: Took a deep sniff and kept going
by Cool People Are Cool November 19, 2014
dutch oven:
mate...i held his her head so far down in bed last night, and i ripper the biggest fart, omg mate it was sooooo funny...you shoulda seen her squirm...and her face when she came out...priceless
mate...i held his her head so far down in bed last night, and i ripper the biggest fart, omg mate it was sooooo funny...you shoulda seen her squirm...and her face when she came out...priceless
by Pride Of Geelong July 25, 2015
by gatphacedea November 22, 2021
Dutch Relay- when you put your penis in a buddies hand and a third party member jacks off person #1 by physicaly moving the arm of person #2. A dutch rudder modified for 3 people.
by SGT Slippyfist June 13, 2020