Texas Dinner Jacket

The thin disposable paper device provided for patrons of public toilets so their delicate ass cheeks don't touch the toilet seat which is probably full of dried urine and discharges from other people's anal boils. Can be worn around the neck and sort of looks like a vest when worn in that manner.

I had to hover above the bowl and do a bombadier because they were all out of Texas Dinner Jackets and there appeared to be some blood and feces on the toilet seat.

by Mr. Tapeworm June 11, 2006

Canadian Dinner Jacket

A work jacket or flannel that has been well worn and thoroughly beat up.

Man #1 : Why doesn't Chris get a new Carhartt? The one he has is old and dirty.

Man #2 : What, you don't like his Canadian Dinner Jacket?

by stronghands March 19, 2008

Have a Presidential Dinner

Taking fast food home and eating it in bed before going to sleep. Taken from reports in the Fire and the Fury that Donald Trump often goes to bed early with a cheeseburger

I was tired out, so I decided to just go by the drive thru on the way home and have a presidential dinner.

by Dreggie January 24, 2018

Sea-Food Dinner

While having anal or doggy style sex with a girl, enjoying a lobster or other various seafood off the flat of the girl's back.

I've had my fair share of sea-food in the past, but just had the best sea-food dinner with your mom in my life.

by Tyler McDade April 13, 2007

Raging Dunne

The act of rage demonstrated through an unnecassary rant, followed by possible physical abuse and whining. Applys to females.

Dude that girl aint happy at all!Yeah, she's a raging dunne. stay away or approach her with caution.

by that person1 September 14, 2010

Family Dinner

Term or excuse used to get out of friends social events and gatherings

Nolans friends were excited to see him however he pulled out at last minute for a family dinner

by STRuggling September 20, 2012

Dunder Mifflin

Dunder Mifflin Paper Company, Inc. is a fictional paper sales company featured in the United States television series The Office. It supposedly trades under the ticker symbol DMI,and describes itself as a "micro-cap regional paper- and office-supply distributor with an emphasis on servicing small-business clients".

I wish i worked for a fictional paper supply company like dunder mifflin!

by cheddabob135 September 9, 2009