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cock dunk

The act of one deviously dunking their penis into the mouth of an unsuspecting yawning victm. Very difficult to pull off as it has an extremely small window of opportunity to execute. Requires extreme precision and a little circumstantial luck.
Geez Lucy better be careful she looks tired. Patrick might go for a cock dunk if she keeps yawning.
by LordTed October 7, 2015
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Nut dunking

When you lean too far forward and your balls hit the cold toilet water.
Objective Man and Gratewon became nutbrothers after discovering they had both experienced nut dunking.
by Gratewon September 25, 2017
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Dunk Bandits

Normally shouted before a basketball game to be inside the gang you must be able to dunk. When passing a fellow dunk bandit you must either smash fists together or hold up your hand and shout DUNK BANDIT !!!!!! at the same time of course you might be able to join if you or pretty awesome at shooting but ball hoggers arnt allowed in ever doesnt matter what size you are you can dunk
DUNK BANDIT Hey Greg nice to see you coming this arvo to traning
DUNK BANDIT yeah nice to see you to bro i am this saturday im just going to dunk it like theres no tommorrow cya dunk bandits brother
by normy123414 September 10, 2012
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slam dunk

the act of shitting in your hand and inserting said piece of faeces into the gaping mouth of a bystander, best served to a person you have a beef with.
Dude, I just slam dunked Cheryl. She deserved it.
by VenusFigure December 16, 2011
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dunk the monkey

When a black person (preferably male) sticks,shoves, et. his dick in a girls pussy or ass
ugly black girl: let's go dunk the monkey.
ugly black guy: ok
(has sex)
ugly black girl:wtf i said in the ass
ugly back guy: opps looks liked i dunked the monkey in the wrong spot
by ScarFacE587 May 4, 2009
mugGet the dunk the monkeymug.

Thunder Dunking

The act of launching a small fat child from eiher a trampoline or diving board onto an older fatter woman, when the two collide the fat claps like thunder.
Hey did you hear Tom took his little brother Thunder Dunking last week?
by Caboose189 July 28, 2011
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Corn Dunking

Refers to the sexual act of a male recieving oral sex after anal sex and there is still fecal matter on the penis.
That bitch was so hungry after I fucked her in the ass that she went corn dunking.
by senor shithead February 10, 2007
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