When you take out the day's garbage to the dumpster you see a homeless woman sleeping inside. So you jump in and fuck the shit out of her and make a big gooey mess all over her with your cum. As you get out yell "Get a job you bum!"
and then throw all of the garbage on her. THIS IS CALLED THE DUMPSTER DUNK!
and then throw all of the garbage on her. THIS IS CALLED THE DUMPSTER DUNK!
JIM: Have you seen that hobo bitch that lives in our dumpster?
BOB: Yeah, I just did her ugly and the dumped our trash on her nasty ass.
JIM: Oh-I guess that is why it smells so bad back there, I thought it was a dead animal.
BOB: Nope, just the smell of a DUMPSTER DUNK.
BOB: Yeah, I just did her ugly and the dumped our trash on her nasty ass.
JIM: Oh-I guess that is why it smells so bad back there, I thought it was a dead animal.
BOB: Nope, just the smell of a DUMPSTER DUNK.
by Cornstar August 03, 2006
by badasswhiteboy May 07, 2003
a hunt for garbage piles, garbage cans & garbage bins, and loot for (buried?) treasure.
go at your own risk.
go at your own risk.
Mark: "Sally and Jamie and I are going on a (dumpster) dive this afternoon."
Mike: "REALLY? Can i come too??"
Mark: "No."
Mike: "REALLY? Can i come too??"
Mark: "No."
by the_planarian May 12, 2005
by Noclone February 20, 2012
A person that gets around. someone who can be found with a cumstain on any and all of their clothing at any time. a place to discard seaman
Your mother is a "cum dumpster".
by vadouchebag July 23, 2006
A Dumpster Baby is when you lift the lining out of a garbage. Preferably in the bathroom, then take a dump in the can. Now, put the lining back in and let that bad boy marinate. When the dumpee lifts the lining out, he will have a nice drippy mess of a dumpster baby.
"Dude, I just took an amazing dumpster baby in my buddy Jeff's bathroom. It was epic."
"Aww man, I just got dumpster babied!!"
"Aww man, I just got dumpster babied!!"
by Dave Kimby January 23, 2011
A whore who has lots of sex and doesn't use condoms therefore her vagina is a place where any guy could cum in.
by Jay FoJangles July 04, 2013