douche bag

1. a container of douche, a vagina cleaner.

2. a turd, moron, cretin, dipshit, dumbass - there's many more synonyms for this word.

3. a girl who is extremely butt ugly to the max.

1. Jojo stopped at a Target store and bought a douche bag for his wife on the way home from work.

2. Look at that low-talent so-called film actor with his girlfriend who's several years younger. When he's seen with her he always has this big shit-eating grin that says "Looky who I scored with!". He's a total self-centered douche bag.

3. Larry: Why do you hang around with that Mindy? She's uglier than sin! How can you get it on with a hideous douche bag like that?!

Del: I can put a bag on her head when I do it!

George: Yuck!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 30, 2007

douce bag

A douche is like a toothbrush after you have sex. A girl uses it to clean themselves out. A douchebag is what all the crap goes into.

Man, my girlfriend decided she had to use a douche after we had sex!

by fuckin a March 27, 2004

douche bag lips

An individual who has transcended the status of a "douche bag" or a "douche nozzle". By saying that someone has "douche bag lips" implies that they enjoy catching the douche runoff that the "douche nozzle" would normally collect.

The guy you work with who asks you to smell his fingers after he fingered a chick the night before is a "douche bag lips" Or the guy that hits on other peoples wives at parties that you are attending is a gigantic "douche bag lips"

by KBRADODD March 28, 2008

Douche Bag

Douche Bag adj, The Jonas Brothers

"hey your a total jonas brother... ya your a douche bag"

by MR. hatesjonases April 4, 2009

Douche bag

A person who has a tattoo of an anchor on his/her face.

Person 1:Hey dude, why do you have an anchor tattoo on your face?

Person 2:cuz I hold shit down

Person 1: douche bag

by kelstubee December 14, 2010

Douche Bag

A waste of oxygen, a retarded piece of shit who has no brains and is usually the average "pretty boy"

Friend One: Man evan is sooo annoying

Friend two: I know

Friend One: He acts like he's the best, and he is some stupid.
he's he's...

Friend Two : A Douche bag

Friend one: YES!!!!!!

by That wierd walmart guy September 29, 2011

Douche Bag

A man whos life revolves around Diablo and then gets a hot girlfriend.

Pete is such a douchebag

by Borg February 28, 2004