by HugeWill May 22, 2021
DONNI (noun)
A dumbass who either bails out way too early or never backs out at all—completely blind to what could actually work in their favor. They hit jackpots but either cash out before the real payday or ride the high straight into the ground, thinking the universe owes them more. A DONNI is that overly optimistic fool who ignores every red flag, every screaming sign, and always ends up broke, heartbroken, or utterly screwed. The poster child for being your own worst enemy.
A dumbass who either bails out way too early or never backs out at all—completely blind to what could actually work in their favor. They hit jackpots but either cash out before the real payday or ride the high straight into the ground, thinking the universe owes them more. A DONNI is that overly optimistic fool who ignores every red flag, every screaming sign, and always ends up broke, heartbroken, or utterly screwed. The poster child for being your own worst enemy.
"The dev of $DONNI token is the biggest fucking DONNI alive—he cashed out before it started mooning. Dude fumbled his own bag. Don't be a DONNI!"
by DunniDEV December 23, 2024
Name of a real ass bitch. He say what he want. He do what he want. And he has a no life. Most definitely a 1 of 1 and has a small dick but a temper bigger than His dick . Puts God first and takes care of his fam. If you Treat him right he’ll do the same back.
Donni: wassup bitch
Random guy: nigga you give me nightmares
Donni: fuck you man I’m trying to be nice
Random guy: nigga you give me nightmares
Donni: fuck you man I’m trying to be nice
by Jasmyn123 June 18, 2018
You: Hey Lez did you see what Donny D's got in the shop this week? "
Me Mate:" yeah mate, facken sick ay"
Me Mate:" yeah mate, facken sick ay"
by LÂ FÎzzy FÂggÔt October 04, 2020
The scariest nigga alive. The homie who drink alllllll da Red Bull and kills all da dumb little bitches.
by John Machtolff March 31, 2020
A pandemic inspired cocktail, consisting of:
3/4 Cup of Clorox Bleach
1.5 oz Pine-sol
2-3 Teaspoons Palmolive
2-3 Teaspoons Lysol Clean and Fresh Lemon scented multi-surface cleaner
Pipe cleaners for garnish
1 yellow sponge for garnish
A be all, end all cure, when a miracle hasn’t stopped the planet‘s Incessant purge of the virus that is humanity.
3/4 Cup of Clorox Bleach
1.5 oz Pine-sol
2-3 Teaspoons Palmolive
2-3 Teaspoons Lysol Clean and Fresh Lemon scented multi-surface cleaner
Pipe cleaners for garnish
1 yellow sponge for garnish
A be all, end all cure, when a miracle hasn’t stopped the planet‘s Incessant purge of the virus that is humanity.
Hey bro, how have you been fighting off the ‘rona?
Dude, I’ve been throwing back some Hot Donnies. I feel like shit, but my insides are as clean as a kitchen counter.
Dude, I’ve been throwing back some Hot Donnies. I feel like shit, but my insides are as clean as a kitchen counter.
by JOEnotsoPC3 April 29, 2020
A pandemic inspired cocktail, consisting of:
3/4 Cup of Clorox Bleach
1.5 oz Pine-sol
2-3 Teaspoons Palmolive
2-3 Teaspoons Lysol Clean and Fresh Lemon scented multi-surface cleaner
Pipe cleaners for garnish
1 yellow sponge for garnish
A be all, end all cure, when a miracle hasn’t stopped the planet‘s incessant purge of the virus that is humanity.
3/4 Cup of Clorox Bleach
1.5 oz Pine-sol
2-3 Teaspoons Palmolive
2-3 Teaspoons Lysol Clean and Fresh Lemon scented multi-surface cleaner
Pipe cleaners for garnish
1 yellow sponge for garnish
A be all, end all cure, when a miracle hasn’t stopped the planet‘s incessant purge of the virus that is humanity.
Hey bro, how have you been fighting off the ‘rona?
Dude, I’ve been throwing back some Hot Donnies. I feel like shit, but my insides are as clean as a kitchen counter.
Dude, I’ve been throwing back some Hot Donnies. I feel like shit, but my insides are as clean as a kitchen counter.
by JOEnotsoPC3 April 29, 2020