Crust Dodger

Someone who doesnt eat the crusts of sandwiches and therefore cannot be trusted.

That guy is a total crust dodger, dont leave me with him

I met a guy last night who said he was an anaesthetist, but he was a massive crust dodger so i'm not buying it.

by beautifulfoxwithpinkshoes March 6, 2011

stall dodger

one who starts with the first public restroom stall - and dodges each one until finding one clean of pubic hair, urine, or leftover feces floating in the toilet

At work, Allison is considered an expert stall dodger as she struggles to find a clean bathroom stall to relieve herself in.

by I like clean October 24, 2012

Dish Dodger

Someone who always tries to escape dish duty. In a family, a child may often use the excuse that he has uncompleted homework, which implies its a more pressing matter than helping clean the kitchen or dishes.

My friend became a dish dodger after he told his parents he had to finish math homework.

by racergamer February 22, 2015

granny dodger

A rapist of older women

That guy over there got locked up for being a granny dodger

by Dsnow2000 December 20, 2016

Fanny Dodger

Someone who dodges fannies.

A virgin cunt but without the cunt.

Rydo- Oh hey, my main man Dan! What's the deal with that little dude over there?
Dan- Och nothing mate, he's just a wee Fanny Dodger.

Rydo- Uh bruh what the flip is a Fanny Dodger?
Dan- Fuck up

by Professional Dodger October 10, 2018

frozen doberman

when something, usually a nut or bolt is so oxidised it won’t unscrew.

‘that nut just won’t budge, it’s frozen doberman. WD-40 did fuck all’

by frozen doberman May 19, 2019

Oxygen Dodger

Some who wears a face mask when they don't need to.

"Look at that oxygen dodger in her car still wearing a face mask."

by Fry Ups October 23, 2020