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Dick and Dive

The act of a man copulating with a woman and then escaping before she can manipulate him into committing.
"That bitch didn't see it coming when I pulled the ol dick and dive on her."
by John Niggington June 11, 2020
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Biden-to-Trump Diversion

The act of bringing up Donald Trump completely out of the blue whenever the conversation is purely about Joe Biden and his flaws.

People guilty of BTD can not, for some odd reason, fathom others speaking negatively about Biden, and so whenever he is negatively mentioned, they will find some way to make the conversation about Trump when Trump was never mentioned previously.

These people seemingly believe that anyone who has ever said anything bad about Biden ever must be in full support of Trump, so they take it upon themselves to hurl insults at the latter and defend the former even if no comparison was made between the two.

NOTE: No matter what, as long as Biden is mentioned negatively, there will ALWAYS be one person committing Biden-to-Trump Diversion on the internet, regardless of the setting.
In a YouTube comment section under a video clip portraying Biden having memory/speaking issues:

Comment: "It's scary to think that this is one of the most influential people in the world. This man is clearly not cognitively fit for office, and I hope they stop using him for their agenda..."

Reply to comment: "He's 10 times more fit for office than Trump, and is far more cognitively capable than him. Trump was the worst president this country has ever had, period."

Everybody reading the exchange: "Why is that guy mentioning Trump when the video and comment aren't even about him? Seems a Biden-to-Trump Diversion to me."
by La Li Lu Le Lo February 1, 2022
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high diver

A turd deposited into the toilet bowl at such a high speed that it causes spashback directly onto the spectating testicles Cured by the use of a fireman's blanket
Sorry will be out in a minute love, just drying myself after my high diver
by Skid Reeks April 11, 2008
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Fat Dive

1) When someone stands on something, it breaks because of their weight, and they fall (dive) to the ground.

- This applies even if they are extremely light. As long as it breaks and they fall!

2) A place where only fat people hangout. Like a club, but BIGGER.
"I told you not to stand on that bridge! You're too big for it!"

"Dude, little Billy just took a fat dive when tried to showoff on the park's old swing!"

"I'm in the mood for some BIG love.. Let's checkout who's at the fat dive"
by What_The_deFine May 11, 2010
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Anemone Diver

To thrust ones penis into a sea anemone
Phillip chose to be an anemone diver and thrusted his penis deep into the tentacles of his stinging sea anemone. He received horrific stings to his genitalia and is now the talk of the ER.
by The almighty Drew August 26, 2015
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a dive

the place seemed a dive.
by aembc October 20, 2017
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Head split dive incident

A disturbing and gory video of a man diving off of a bridge and landing head first onto a rock. The man in the video died after his face was split into two sides and his skull, brain, and guts were visible.
"Dude, did you hear about the head split dive incident?"

"Yeah bro, it makes me feel sick."
by Shady7450 October 16, 2022
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