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Renowned in America for the whole court punt with a basketball. The name " Jeff Davis " is so smootlhy said and shows awesome levels of importance, that it can fill in any blank. Chuck norris 2.0
A: Who's the only person to win 2 heismans?
B: Jeff Davis
A: Manning or Brady?
B: Jeff Davis
A: Modern Warfare 2 or Bad company 2?
B: Jeff Davis
B: Jeff Davis
A: Manning or Brady?
B: Jeff Davis
A: Modern Warfare 2 or Bad company 2?
B: Jeff Davis
by RETPOCLFOR April 4, 2010
Get the Jeff Davis mug.Well, Jefferson Davis was a president inside the United States, and he came between Lincoln and Johnson. SO that means he was like the 16.5 president.
by Jrod_Merlot September 28, 2015
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Davists believe that Dave is the messiah and that everyone is a Dave at heart because Dave exists within all of us. Dave is the truth, Dave is the light and the way. Dave is in all of us and thus all of us can be part of Dave.
Davism began long ago around the time of Bob. Bob, son of Arthur, brother of Bill, Father of Keith, was a soup maker who had long searched for his true self. He trekked the Himalayas, surfed the Great Amoeba and sailed the Chumbawumba, for 20 years he did these things. Then one day, sometime in March, he was eating soup in the Forest of Twee. He placed upon his head a tea towel to stop the little flies from bothering him and he held up his soup spoon and behold the face of Dave appeared unto him and spoketh the first words of Davol which is the first book of Dave. The Davol is a book of mainly pictures but there are some words and they are quite important. "Give unto me thy soup spoon and thy peg for i will show ye thee way!" Spoketh Thee Dave Bob was afraid, He put down his soup spoon and with his voice all a quivver said "Who goes there, oh face in my spoon?" To which Dave replied "I am Dave, you are Bob but i am Dave. Join me and become Dave Bob, I am the truth, I am the soup maker, follow me with thy spoon and i will show ye thee way." And so he did. Of course the people thought Bob was completely mad at first but after some well thought out promotion and free soup givaways people began to catch on to Davism and after about seven months or so everyone wanted to be part of Dave.
Davists believe that Dave is the messiah and that everyone is a Dave at heart because Dave exists within all of us. Dave is the truth, Dave is the light and the way. Dave is in all of us and thus all of us can be part of Dave.
Davism began long ago around the time of Bob. Bob, son of Arthur, brother of Bill, Father of Keith, was a soup maker who had long searched for his true self. He trekked the Himalayas, surfed the Great Amoeba and sailed the Chumbawumba, for 20 years he did these things. Then one day, sometime in March, he was eating soup in the Forest of Twee. He placed upon his head a tea towel to stop the little flies from bothering him and he held up his soup spoon and behold the face of Dave appeared unto him and spoketh the first words of Davol which is the first book of Dave. The Davol is a book of mainly pictures but there are some words and they are quite important. "Give unto me thy soup spoon and thy peg for i will show ye thee way!" Spoketh Thee Dave Bob was afraid, He put down his soup spoon and with his voice all a quivver said "Who goes there, oh face in my spoon?" To which Dave replied "I am Dave, you are Bob but i am Dave. Join me and become Dave Bob, I am the truth, I am the soup maker, follow me with thy spoon and i will show ye thee way." And so he did. Of course the people thought Bob was completely mad at first but after some well thought out promotion and free soup givaways people began to catch on to Davism and after about seven months or so everyone wanted to be part of Dave.
There are beings all over the universe that continue to follow Davism. The Order of Dave is ever growing and Dave is truely alive to all who believe in his soup.
by Brother Dave Andrew July 16, 2006
Get the davism mug.Joy Division's (best musical group ever c. 1977-1980) widely known song, "Love Will Tear Us Apart", is partly a tongue in cheek response from Ian Curtis (lead singer and lyricist) to the sappy sweet popular tune by Captain & Tennille, "Love Will Keep Us Together". Ian could not stand that song and lamented that it had been on the radio nearly nonstop since it's 1975 release.
Joy Division was a post punk English band from 1977-1980 that included Ian Curtis, Stephen Morris, Bernard Sumner and Peter Hook.
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