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digital bitch

A girl who spends nearly all of her time on digital devices such as iPod, iPad, iPhone, Droid, etc. She is concerned primarily with her social media presence which usually does not represent the mundane and vapid nature of her real life. Human interactions will always take a second seat to her engagement to the digital world. The latter is especially true with regard her lack of interest in/aversion to the more visceral or physical aspects of human life.
1. "Dude, I took her out to Morton's and she spent the entire time on her fuckin iPad. We barely spoke! Digital bitch..."

2. "I would have given her a proper rogering last night, but she couldn't put down her smartphone and it was a real turnoff. Don't waste your time with that digital bitch."
by Wally Wendell January 16, 2014
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digitally insert

Placing a finger inside of an orifice.
1. My boss told me to digitally insert her, but I didn't know whether he meant the girl into a photograph or my finger in the girl.
by Eee Bee February 2, 2015
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Digital Camera

A camera in which takes away from REAL photography entirely. By using such things as photoshopping and other similar programs photography now needs no talent to be done... Simply a good computer with the appropriate softwear.
hey, with my new digital camera i can pretend to be an artist even though i am completely void of talent!
by Matt Wilhelm October 5, 2005
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digital stimulation

a sexual act in which the hand and/or fingers are used, usualy on the lower regions of a male or female.
i really enjoy my partners digital stimulation, especialy on my balls.
by Kev Nice March 27, 2006
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Digitaldualitize

to make something gay by dressing it in womens clothes and painting its nails
"have you seen that eddie izzard guy?"
"yeah someone totally digitaldualitized him"
by bluelight August 24, 2006
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Digital Transexual

A person who attempts to convince others that he or she is a member of the opposite sex while online. Common usages are 55 year old men who create fictional female personas on MySpace in attempt to lure underage boys into sexually explicit conversations. Synonyms include Digi Tranny, Digi Trani, DigiTrani.
In chat room, "OMG. I'd love to meet you. I'm a 17 year old cheerleader at Taft High :)" "No you're not, I go to Taft. You're a digital transexual."
by SubletHeart September 17, 2006
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digital diarrhea

The social networking equivilant of verbal diarhhe. Usually involves an excessive amount of pointless quips on ones blog page, facebook wall, twitter etc.
Man, did you see Ivans facebook page? It's nothing but digital diarrhea!
by Jimmy Haunted October 31, 2009
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