Desperary

During the month of February, when your ex gets desperate and tries to hit you up.

Jane: Billy just texted me.
Lilly: What I thought you guys were done?
Jane: We are but its Desperary.

by littlelady March 1, 2014

desperate hag

A woman who spends the majority of their day stalking and spreading untrue rumors about another person that's had nothing, and wants nothing, to do with them for an extended length of time. Exampl

That broad who's running that hate page on Instagram is a total Desperate Hag.

by Team Harris April 18, 2015

deeptrotsky

The act of penetrating the throat with a phallic object (irrumatio) performed while singing The Internationale with the left fist raised

I deeptrotskyed that fash bitch. She totally swallowed my class struggle.

by anakureto April 14, 2017

Desperate Druggie

This is when you smell your own shit after you've taken a crap in a public toilet. After you've inhaled enough you'll soon lose consciousness and slowly die, due to the toxins you've inhaled.
A sad way to die for hippies!
Drug addicts used their shit as a way to get high in small doses.

Man 1: A guy died yesterday! We found his head sniffing his own load in a public toilet.

Man 2: Wow! You can die from that!

Man 1: Yep that guys was one desperate druggie!

by FruitFly111222(I'm straight) April 19, 2018

Desperate

The state of doing anything in your means to get what you want no matter what it takes including braking the law they sworn to live upon.

Desperate

What’s up with they?
They are desperate to catch you slipping my bro no matter if true or false you know they’ll wait for any chance they get and when impatient they’ll use and take advantage to set your ass up my dawg.

by 69304069 May 2, 2018

DeepBreadGames

The actual best YouTuber. Sooo much better than people like TheGekoGamer and Capybara.

DeepBreadGames is a lot better than TheGekoGamer.

by Spooperdom May 18, 2018

deeders dick

Someone who has a brain the size of his dick. In fact, his dick is the brain and does all the work. Will send nudes first instead of a greeting. Nicknamed "Tiny dick deed" cause he always does his dirty deeds to other females.

RUSSEL: OMG DID YOU SEE THAT?
SAVANNA: SEE WHAT
RUSSEL: DEEDERS DICK
SAVANNA: OH, NO?
RUSSEL: RIGHT BECAUSE DEEDERS DICK ISN'T EVEN NOTICEABLE

by s4aa4avi June 1, 2018