paulsus dampsus idiotus

Paulsus Dampsus Idioutus is a very stupid kind of person and that is because of a malfunctional in his brain. He is very boring and he is often stalking people. He cant open a door because of his malfunctional.

I forgot my phone. Im such a Paulsus dampsus idiotus!

by HADVEY December 13, 2016

Silent Damp

A YouTuber with 1,000 subscribers who makes grounded videos out of the cancerous TV show character named Caillou.

“Silent Damp is the worst user ever” - Jon Videogeek

“I hope Silent Damp gets terminated for getting me terminated!” - Stephan The Animator

“Silent Damp’s videos are amazing!” - Ashtonimations

“I love you my video about you” - Your Angelica

“AWWW HELL NO YOUR ANSLUTTICA!” - JakeAnimations

by SilentDamp 😉 June 7, 2018

Pamper Damper

When you have a one time sexual intercourse with a girl, and leave her the next day, possibly impregnating her. "Pump her, dump her"

I think I'm gonna pamper damper tonight.

by SizzleDizzleLizzle May 30, 2021

She damp

A girl who is turned on, and as a result gets wet.

Guy: How was the sex last night?
Friend: It was great. She damp.

by HubbaHubbaHubbards July 16, 2021

alabama damp towel

When you fuck your dead mother’s corpse while a rooster watches. The act is complete when the rooster crows.

The way Clyde the rooster looked at me while I was performing an Alabama damp towel on my dead mom in that barn made me feel ashamed. But the way he crowed after I ejaculated made me feel proud. Now I just need to figure out where to bury her body.

by Constance Lingus February 13, 2022

pre damp shower

Wash ur but hole

Pre damp shower meaning Is when some one wants to shower but not wash there bottom

by Wash ur ass December 27, 2022

A-Pair-Of-Damp-Pyjama-Bottoms

1)An item of clothing often associated with a person is commonly either wets the bed or has wet dreams.

2)An insult for someone who is boring or may have spunked themselves in public recently.

Man 1: Haha, did you hear about that guy who has wet dreams every night?
Man 2: Jees! What A-Pair-Of-Damp-Pyjama-Bottoms

by Guy Whitaker June 12, 2009