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Dutch Chimney

A more subtle variant of the Dutch Oven. The Dutch Chimney is the act of farting under the covers, and then lifting one's feet to draw air in under the covers. A small passage is then created near the victims face, typically by a loving gesture such as as hug, and an "I love you, baby." The ass gas is then forced past the victims face by dropping one's feet. An expert practitioner can achieve an almost simultaneous "I love you too, baby" and "You asshole!"
"I've been eating a fat burrito at lunch every day this week. It's been awesome."
"Dude, you should totally Dutch Chimney your wife."
"Okay, but can I sleep on your couch?"
by _fatWetSteakBurrito February 20, 2015
mugGet the Dutch Chimneymug.

Dutch Baron

The same act as a Dutch Oven except with a twist.
As the unsuspecting engineer makes his rounds pull him under the covers to
Inhale your man smoke, your fellow cohorts begin to beat him with double sided dildos while wearing red baron masks.
I can't believe we gave em' a Dutch Baron right in the mechanical room dude!
It was classic......
by cckk September 19, 2013
mugGet the Dutch Baronmug.

Dutch Blanket

When your lady friend is slightly chilly a gentle dutchman will drape his nutsack over her forehead to keep her warm.
My girl was cold this spring so I gave her the Dutch Blanket to keep her warm.
by Yes sir yeah sure May 5, 2017
mugGet the Dutch Blanketmug.

Dutch Landlord

Similar to a dutch oven, but occurring during the act of fellatio. A slang term for lying in bed with another person and pulling the covers over the persons head while receiving fellatio and flatulating.
She couldn't come up with her half of the rent so I'm gonna introduce her to the Dutch Landlord...
I really want to give Rosemary a Dutch Landlord...
by contorto January 30, 2021
mugGet the Dutch Landlordmug.

dutch oven

when someone unloads a ripper fart in bed while holding another person's head under the sheets
dutch oven:
mate...i held his her head so far down in bed last night, and i ripper the biggest fart, omg mate it was sooooo funny...you shoulda seen her squirm...and her face when she came out...priceless
by Pride Of Geelong August 22, 2015
mugGet the dutch ovenmug.

Dutch Welcome

When a business-woman bends over in a provocative way at work to get a "rise" out of her bosses or to get noticed! This is usually achieved by dropping a pen or some paperwork and bending down to pick them up. The woman in question does not have to be sexy, or attractive but they themselves believe they are.
I've just been in Mr Biggleswade's office and his secretary Doris gave me a Dutch Welcome!
by UrbanHim March 13, 2013
mugGet the Dutch Welcomemug.

Dutch glue

I've just covered your girlfriends face with dutch glue
by giggollocks July 24, 2009
mugGet the Dutch gluemug.

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