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Dust Bullets

Someone who cannot produce semen.
Unable to reproduce
Unable to produce sperm.
Neil can't come, it's just dust bullets!
by norris336 May 27, 2010
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IT Dust Monkey

An IT manager, IT technician or IT support officer who uses air cans to clear filthy dust out of dirty old PC's, thus contaminating the office air for all non-IT staff to have to inhale.
Kevin the IT Dust Monkey says
"This laptop is over-heating, I think it's because of dust contamination around the CPU and cooling fans. I am going to use my magic air cans to remove the dust."

Nigel says
"That's not healthy". That means you and your colleagues are going to have to inhale filthy dust full of skin cells, dust mites, pet hair, micro-organisms and general filth. Can't you keep a vacuum cleaner close by - at a sufficient distance to prevent causing static but close enough to capture the disturbed dust, do it outdoors or in a well ventilated area?"

Kevin says, in typical IT Dust Monkey style - nothing - and caries on spraying dust all over the office.
by CheekyChappy November 23, 2011
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straw dusting

When you pull pubic hair or chote hair out and toss it over your shoulder causing it to land on the person's face who is standing directly behind you.
"Dave was straw dusting Dennis in class today. Dennis was waving his hands back and fourth like he was trying to swat away a mosquito"
by Starlord 170 September 14, 2017
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crown dust

Sexual fluids that dry on the penis (specifically the tip) after intercourse; in which the penis is not washed or dried directly following sex.
I just rolled over and fell asleep after fucking my girlfriend, woke up with crown dust flaking off everywhere.
by dieseljuvy December 8, 2012
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dough dust

A Pseudonym for finely ground cereal grain flour, commonly wheat flour. Named for it's fine dust like appearance, and ability to be formed into dough with the addition of water.
The pizza we had today had a lot of dough dust on its exterior, making the crust extra crispy.
by arrogantbastard666 February 5, 2010
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gravel dusting

The act of purposely driving on the shoulder of the road to shoot rocks or other debris at the car behind to prevent tailgating.
Dude the guy driving behind us is tailgating you, start gravel dusting him so he backs off.
by BigD81 July 13, 2017
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expert dust

Where my expert dust sucka?
by buckminister August 6, 2011
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