Doug

Somebody/Something that is Russia, a long tongue, and is quite hairy. Doug is normally related to an animal owned by a family, however any Doug is accepted.

Sarah; woah your a doug
sam; thanks, but I'm more of a suggling gummy worms type.

by satanicklaus April 1, 2019

Doug

A sexy beast that has a tiny dick but high sex drive. Tends to love objects to people and prefers coats over any other clothing. Women love him for his quietness and his intriguing personality.

Guy1: why is he wearing a coat at the beach?
Guy2: he’s a doug

by anonymous June 13, 2022

Doug

Strongly republican. Also watches Fox news and a lot of the times has OCD. He is also against immigration but never fails to make people laugh. He loves America like it's his baby and loves America and the American flags. He makes jokes that not a lot of people understand unless they are just like him. He repeats himself to make his point and always says "he's a type A person".

"Brooo Doug is so annoying, but I guess he has SOME good jokes.

by Yougotitrightttt July 15, 2019

You Betcha Doug

A statement representing the unprecedented fusion of the negro and hick cultures..

A North Dakotan of German-Norwegian origins assuring a black individual of something.

"Do you think I can get some of that SauerKraut shit?" the African American questioned.
"You betcha Doug!" The North Dakotan said, trying to speak the language of the African American.

by ArmandDeLarosa July 15, 2011

Disappointing Doug

someone you had high hope in, but then they disappoint you and others. this often applies to politicians and other public leaders.

Disappointing Doug from Washington State has proven to be a bully as he attempts to legislate his political views against those who support Black Lives Matter.

by arealpatriot1313 June 23, 2018

Dougged

When you're so wasted you can't even walk up the stairs to your flat, but you have to be carried by a buffed passerby (with absolutely no homosexual intentions) to your bed.

I woke up this morning in my bed but I don't remember getting here. I must have gotten dougged.

by [dabs internally] November 1, 2017

Doug

A Doug is a high school teacher who touches children inappropriately, a pedophile who works with or around children

I get weird vibes from your friend Steve, he's such a Doug.

by RavashingSteve July 30, 2023