Ground Rule Double

When with a women you start off by swinging for the fences but something happens to where you are forced to stay at 2nd base.

"I was with this hottie last night, but my brother kept walking in the and out of the roomie, so instead of a home-run, I got a Ground Rule Double"

by LSD Loudmouth July 31, 2012

ground rule double

Variation on upper decker. Instead of shitting in the tank of a toilet, shitting in the bowl and then manually repositioning the load to the tank.

I was so drunk I forgot to do an upper decker, but after I saw the sweet log I fired into the bowl I knew I had to go for the ground rule double.

by Dismukes March 13, 2004

ground rule double

When a male cannot have an erection he inserts his testicles in to the vagina instead.

i was so drunk i had to give her the ground rule double.

by Ian Floetl September 21, 2005

Crouching google-fu double hands fickle toaster

The act or manuever of using two hands to hold a mouse whilst selecting an option that will cause catastrophic failure if misclicked by a fracton of an inch.

Careful! Use the crouching google-fu double hands fickle toaster move to delete that system file!!!

by Network Ninja June 30, 2011

Ground Rule Double

The scenario is such that you have a kiss and a promise from your old lady but you are not confident that she will deliver later on. So you have the forethought to masturbate in the morning so if it dosent work out with her later you don't become a testosterone filled mad man. So contrary to a double header which would require one to have sex twice in one day this would be considered a Ground rule double should she conced to sex later on.

Person1: Hey Keith I scored a Ground rule double yesterday.

Person 2: What the hell is that?

Person 1: You know it's when you rub one off in the morning and score with the old lady at bedtime.

Person 2: Oh yeah I did that last Sunday.

by Decals March 12, 2014

ground rule double

Jacking off while you take a dump.

I almost hit 3 ground rule doubles last night!

by the baseball king March 28, 2011

Double Cheese Tortellini Sauce with Garlic Cloves

Variation of "Awesome Sauce". Meaning extreme amazingness, coolness or incredibility. One of the best adjectives to describe mind-blowing things.
A.k.a DCTSWGC

Person 1: Clap your hands for the fairies!
Person 2: The fairly odd parents?
Person 1: I watched that when I was young!
Person 2: Me too!
Person 1 and 2 (in unison): DOUBLE CHEESE TORTELLINI SAUCE WITH GARLIC CLOVES!!!

by Your mom (the thumb-breaker) November 28, 2010